Joe Reitman, Shannon’s husband, isn’t exactly the sort of caveman, err…guy, I pictured that hottie to be with!

Lara has no shame. Hollywood’s scarecrow tramp should be the poster child for saying no to drugs. Recently halfway through a 10 hour flight to London she stripped herself down to her bare scrawny ass and tried to jump into a bed & seduce a male passenger. Completely out of the blue! What a class act you are Lara. You and Courtney Love should get together and do some smack.



These days Lara looks like someone smacked her in the lip. Lay off the collagen, nasty crow!

Smack Me!

Jude Law’s kinky ways ruined his 6 year long marriage to Sadie Frost. Sadie & Jude spent a lot of time with Pearl Lowe & her boyfriend of the band Supergrass, Danny Goffey. Sadie mentioned once while in Greece that they swap partners. Everyone agreed and it went from there. Jude secretly pursued Pearl behind Sadie’s back from there on out.



Sadie & Pearl



The way it all ends is with Sadie finding an email that Jude sent to Pearl proposing that they have a full-on affair. The rest is history…

The ring supposedly represents their devotion to one another. (Isn’t that what Portia’s tattoo of Fransesca Gregorini’s initials meant as well?)



Well now, this relationship sure has taken off with a quickness! It’s hot, hot, hot right now for Ms. DeGeneres & Ms. DeRossi. But will their relationship last or burn out as quick as it began?



Portia & her very hot ex, Fransesca Gregorini.

I just can’t seem to figure out why Portia left that hottie for Ellen!

Finger Licking Good!





Carmen Electra & Jenny McCarthy sexing it up at the Sundance Festival last week.

Not that you didn’t know that before.

She is getting scarier by the week. Chyna, currently of The Surreal Life & formerly a WWF wrestler, had a shitload of plastic surgery done over the years to change her masculine…err, everything. But she hasn’t gotten any better looking, she’s just more of a monstrosity!

For something really shocking and ‘masculine’, check out pics of Chyna’s clitoris/tiny pecker on nightinchyna.com.

ut don’t say I

warn you!!!

..because she has two foxy mama’s fighting over her. Her ex that she just dumped, Alexandra Hedison, for her new squeeze, Portia De Rossi. Alexandra was inside the trendy LA boutique, Fred Segal, when Portia walked in off the street. The two immediately made eye contact and Alexandra’s blood pressure went through the roof. She started to head for Portia until a friend held her back. Alexandra kept talking smack and Portia immediately turned on her heels and hoofed it outta the joint.



Alexandra Hedison, Ellen’s ex



Portia De Rossi, Ellen’s new puss.

Britney & Kevin have 3 dogs

and apparently neither of them are very good about picking up after their dogs. Britney lets them run, piss & shit in the Malibu estate wherever they please. (I guess they particularly like Kev’s closet.)

Smelly feet, smelly house, I’m scared to hear of her next smelly possession…

Debbie Gibson, 80’s teenage sensation is baring it all for the upcoming March issue of Playboy. Little Miss Sweet n’ Innocent is finally shedding her good girl image as well as her clothes.



This is a VERY good pic of ol’ Deb. She usually doesn’t look this good.