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Shannon Elizabeth & Hubby

Monday, January 31st, 2005

Joe Reitman, Shannon’s husband, isn’t exactly the sort of caveman, err…guy, I pictured that hottie to be with!


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Lara Flynn ‘Mile-High’ Boyle

Monday, January 31st, 2005

Lara has no shame. Hollywood’s scarecrow tramp should be the poster child for saying no to drugs. Recently halfway through a 10 hour flight to London she stripped herself down to her bare scrawny ass and tried to jump into a bed & seduce a male passenger. Completely out of the blue! What a class act you are Lara. You and Courtney Love should get together and do some smack.



These days Lara looks like someone smacked her in the lip. Lay off the collagen, nasty crow!

Smack Me!




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Jude Law Sex Scandal Ends in Divorce

Monday, January 31st, 2005

Jude Law’s kinky ways ruined his 6 year long marriage to Sadie Frost. Sadie & Jude spent a lot of time with Pearl Lowe & her boyfriend of the band Supergrass, Danny Goffey. Sadie mentioned once while in Greece that they swap partners. Everyone agreed and it went from there. Jude secretly pursued Pearl behind Sadie’s back from there on out.



Sadie & Pearl



The way it all ends is with Sadie finding an email that Jude sent to Pearl proposing that they have a full-on affair. The rest is history…

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Portia Gives Ellen Wedding Band

Sunday, January 30th, 2005

The ring supposedly represents their devotion to one another. (Isn’t that what Portia’s tattoo of Fransesca Gregorini’s initials meant as well?)



Well now, this relationship sure has taken off with a quickness! It’s hot, hot, hot right now for Ms. DeGeneres & Ms. DeRossi. But will their relationship last or burn out as quick as it began?



Portia & her very hot ex, Fransesca Gregorini.

I just can’t seem to figure out why Portia left that hottie for Ellen!



Will Portia & Ellen Last?

Yes, they are perfect for eachother!

No, they are just a hot fling!

Who knows, but can I be in the middle?

 
Free polls from Pollhost.com

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2 Sexpots are Better Than 1

Saturday, January 29th, 2005

Finger Licking Good!





Carmen Electra & Jenny McCarthy sexing it up at the Sundance Festival last week.

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Chyna is One Freaky Bitch!

Thursday, January 27th, 2005

Not that you didn’t know that before.


She is getting scarier by the week. Chyna, currently of The Surreal Life & formerly a WWF wrestler, had a shitload of plastic surgery done over the years to change her masculine…err, everything. But she hasn’t gotten any better looking, she’s just more of a monstrosity!


For something really shocking and ‘masculine’, check out pics of Chyna’s clitoris/tiny pecker on nightinchyna.com.


ut don’t say I


didn’t

warn you!!!


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Ellen Must Give Good Head..

Thursday, January 27th, 2005

..because she has two foxy mama’s fighting over her. Her ex that she just dumped, Alexandra Hedison, for her new squeeze, Portia De Rossi. Alexandra was inside the trendy LA boutique, Fred Segal, when Portia walked in off the street. The two immediately made eye contact and Alexandra’s blood pressure went through the roof. She started to head for Portia until a friend held her back. Alexandra kept talking smack and Portia immediately turned on her heels and hoofed it outta the joint.



Alexandra Hedison, Ellen’s ex



Portia De Rossi, Ellen’s new puss.

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