Seamus Farrow, son of Mia Farrow & Woody Allen, has said that he can never forgive his father for marrying his adopted daughter. Mia & Woody adopted Soon-Yi when she was 7.







“He’s my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression. I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent.”



I wonder if Seamus was named by Woody? That would be even more to pissed about.

Looks like there may be another celebrity marriage on the rocks. Rumor has it that JLo and Marc have been fighting quite a bit as of late. Marc has been showing his more controlling side lately and has forced Jen to sell the two homes she shared with Ben Affleck in LA and Miami. Marc has even told Jenny that she can no longer wear skimpy outfits! (Can’t you see where they are headed?)



And lastly, Jen wants a child and Marc says absolutely no way. He already has two children from his previous marriage and doesn’t want anymore. Looks like it is ALL about Marc. Ugly fucker won’t keep her long.

Smack Me!

Nicole, you wild honey-child. Recently at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica Nicole went to the restroom…and didn’t come out. There is only one stall and a line ensued. After female patrons tried banging on the door to no avail, a manager opened the door and found Nic passed out on the floor!



Paris & Nicole, Jan. 17, 2005

Nicole awoke and said groggily, “I’m sorry but I have been working and partying too hard.” You mean working at partying too hard! Let’s just hope that little minx isn’t getting smack in over her head once again..

..at least for the week.



The two have been spotted all over the Sundance Festival this past week. If you recall, Rick was the guy in Paris’ first home porn video. Rick is also Shannon’s ex-hubby. Paris and Nicky have also been bopping around the festival. I wonder what drama would unfold if the two girls happen to run into eachother? I doubt that Shannon likes Paris very much. We can only hope!

We love Spongebob Squarepants whether he is gay or straight!

Sad day today. Our forever favorite late night talk show host died this morning due to emphysema. He was 79.

I had the good fortune of seeing Johnny last July 4th as he enjoyed himself on his yacht in Roche Harbor, WA.

You will be missed Johnny!

Give Celebrity Smack a Vote Mofos!

Yes, those two blonde kitties have snuggled up and moved in together. The pair recently attended the Golden Globe ‘after parties’ and were holding hands and swapping saliva. Meow!



When’s the sex tape going to leak out?

Ted Casablanca (gossip columnist for E!) asked Robin Williams opinion why he thought Jen & Brad seperated. Robin’s reply was classic and backs up numerous stories that I have heard regarding Brad Pitt’s demeanor..





Robin’s reply? “He’s a prick on legs, what do you expect?”



Don’t fuck with Mork!