Unfortunately I haven’t had shit for time lately! Too busy trying to get my taxes prepared all freaking week, amongst other random ‘life bullshit’. Will be back SMACKing your asses by Sunday.
Don’t cry!

The fairytale marriage is officially over. Wah.

Jennifer Pitt filed for divorce yesterday from her husband Brad. She cited ‘irreconcilable differences’ and asked that her name be changed back to Jennifer Aniston. (She had legally taken his last name.)

It’s true, Britney IS indeed pregnant.

Sources say she is three months pregnant. (yawn.)

Or just getting soft in the middle?

And now for pic #3. Have at it!


Anna Nicole showing her class..so to speak.
- We love the captions you all have left on the other two. Smacks go out to all contributors! -

Here’s Pic #2…

News is slow.
Yeah, there’s the Michael Jackson crap going on, and sure there’s the Sheen breakup, but nothing really juicy. So…here’s the deal. I have a few juicy/interesting pics, can you come up with a snarky caption for any? Smack me with one!

Here’s the first:

Ozzy grabs his daughter’s boob