Paris & Nicole have split.
No more Nicole Richie on The Simple Life. I thought I would tell you since I am sure none of you have watched it since it’s second season. The show really is shit. Anyhow, Paris’ new prospect/trashy friend/sidekick/fellow socialite is none other than Ms. Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod.

These two have more in common than Nicole & Paris ever did. Nicole has a lot more class than the other two bimbos combined. That’s why we say it is a perfect plan for The Simple Life. Two sickeningly spoiled bullemic brats, with very simple minds.

Neither Mr. nor Mrs. Spears is a stranger to bad hair.
What we didn’t know, however, is that Mr. Federline had a mullet back in the early 90’s.

Britney is looking worse these days than we could ever have imagined.

And she is only 3 months pregnant? What the hell is she going to look like in another 6 months? We can’t wait to find out! Ha!

Ice-T & Coco hanging on the beach in Miami.
He got himself a hell of a lot of woman. Shazaam! Coco got curves, yo!


Baby got front too!

Mariah Carey is looking pretty good on the cover of her new album.

Beyonce…is that you?

That’s because the pic has been touched up to the extreme. Not that she is a complete woofer by any means, but she is a thicker girl than the one portrayed on her album cover. We hear that her legs & fingers were lengthened and her arm & waist were made slimmer, among other touch-ups.

Now the question is how fugly the bastard will be.
Do you think that this will start a whole new trend with Hollywood’s young women? Britney Spears and her baby could possibly be the new ‘Paris & Tinkerbell’.
Babies as accessories. Don’t laugh, who would have thought the day would come when people would actually DRESS their pets? At least you are supposed to clothe your child.
Besides all that, I wonder if Britney has stopped smoking dubes & cigarettes? (As much as we love our dubage, we hope the answer is YES.)

Britney & Kevin’s future child
As for her figure, ya think she will be able to keep it? I’d put my money on her losing herself in pies, fried shit and anything that she can get her paws on by the time she squirts the kid out. Can you say Kirstie Alley? I just have a gut feeling about this one.

Brittany Murphy, you wild scrawny child!
Ms. Brit is known for her outrageous ADD behavior..either you love her or you hate her. To us she appears as an annoying anorexic speed laden freak who just won’t go away. Gawd, imagine being with a chick like that…and then disappointing her. Fucking better leave town, you cocksucker!

But anyhow, to the really important stuff..you know how much we love nipples! And is it just our wishfull thinking, or can we see Brittany’s?

Arnold has such a squeaky clean image these days.
How boring. Ex-Hollywood actor, happily married husband & father, and who would have thought…the Governor of Cally-foh-nya. But Mr. Schwarznegger wasn’t always a good boy. As a matter of fact, he was quite the devlish ladies man. Even after being married he is a total charmer and a very confident flirt. Not that he means any harm, but back in the day…watch out!!

What a great hideout for his ring finger!

“Prince Charles asked me if I was in the original ‘Star Wars’. I was like, ‘What are you smoking!?’ It was very funny.”
-Natalie Portman

Is Natalie smokin’ hot or what? She can only get better with age…

Don’t get near that thing, it’ll poke your eye out.