Last night they made it official at a home in Beverly Hills.

Yaaaaay…

Getting your picture taken with a homeless person, preferably while giving them money or affection.

Nicole & Paris run into the same bum? Could it be?

Looks like Lindsay & Jessica also ran into the same bum. On different days.

Hmmm…homeless men,
stalkers or just plain ol’
orchestrated positive publicity?

Watch out, she’ll poke yer eye out!

No anorexia here, that’s fo’ shizzle!

No wonder we never get to glimpse that ass!

Flashing a peace sign like she’s Lindsay Lohan..

I would have pegged her to be Team Jolie.

She actually looks better without that horse hair.

(Still looking to replace these pics, thanks to FLICKR revoking my account..)

Brit takes a load off.
I can almost hear the baby screaming from the nursery…

That or they both have the same eye ‘condition’.

So Mr. Paris didn’t go with Ms. Paris to the Emmys.
And hasn’t been seen with Ms. Paris in a month.
Rumors are swirling!

When asked about why her fiance did not attend
the awards show with her Paris said, “He’s at home
with the dog..”
Other rumors are saying that Ms. Paris has been
flirting quite heavily with Ricardo Mansur at a
recent photoshoot. Yeah, he’s a dorky dude too.

Not that she is known for being the classiest broad..
..but Lizzie recently took this pic with Hulk Hogan as he unknowingly tossed her clamato in the air for all to view. I’m sure she just completely forgot about the fact that she wasn’t wearing any underwear.