She actually looks like her too..

Officer Hilton and Cavewoman Skank..

Thanks nuculer for the pic!

Nice twins Sharon!

Ok, this is another easy one. I must be drunk…

Halloween.

Ahh…Spicy’s favorite holiday of the year. This year is extra special for me because last year at this time I had just had surgery and didn’t get to get my All Hallows Eve groove on. (I know, so sad.) Speaking of which, that is precisely when and why Celebrity Smack was born. I was home for a week recovering with nothing to do but create a trashy, shit talking blog. And that is what I did. I didn’t really think I would still be here a year later, still talking smack. Celebrity Smack’s following has been growing like crazy and I am truly amazed. Thanks to all who stop by on a regular basis. This has been a lot of fun for me.

ANYHOW, (whew!) back to Halloween. I am curious to hear what you are all going to be. I’d also love to see any pics.
As for me, this year I am going with a character from a movie. Elle Driver, aka California Mountain Snake in the movie Kill Bill . Played by no other than Daryl Hannah. I have the nurse outfit, complete with eyepatch, hot white boots and blonde wig. Anyone who has seen the movie had better know who I am.

This time it’s her boobs.
Mrs. Ozzy didn’t screw around, she got a pair of plump DD melons. Sharon’s transformation over the years has been incredible. She doesn’t even look like the same Sharon Osbourne who married Ozzy years ago. She was dumpy, chubby and had no sense of fashion. Money changes everything..

“I am very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon. The last thing I had done were my breasts about three months ago. I am a DD now and Ozzy
loves them.”

If she didn’t let her thong hang out nobody would give her the time of day.

Note to attention whores of the world:
If you are going to let your grinders
hang out at least do everyone a favor
and pick out a decent pair.

Nicole plays on the swings in Santa Monica and of course the paparazzi are there with woodies.

Just get her moustache waxed?

Her bony ass fingers are almost as long as her toes!