Jenny McCarthy is going to have a lot of sex now that she isn’t married anymore. (IDLYITW)

Now dem’s some apples! (HollywoodTuna)

Ashton loves fan emails that have attatchments. (GossipOrTruth)

Kirsten Dunst looking her best. (DListed)

Chris Penn toxicology report findings. (Glitterati)

Scary Mama! (YoungBlack&Fab)

Eminem gets fat & hires Janet’s personal trainer. (TheSkinny)

Jaime Pressly’s clothing line bites ass and she must know it. (PopSugar)

Angelina still toting kids around while dressed like Johnny Cash. (NosySnoop)

Oh so flattering dah-ling.

And before she got new boobies.

Edit: Guess it’s a photochop. But it looks good!

I can tell the nanny LOVES her job!

I know this is old news, but the video is even better than the pics.

You get to see her stupid reaction and bad acting.

The guy staring at her ass is the best part of the pic.

…to play you in a movie about your life?

Hmmm?