Spicy and her clan are moving from condo to house (with land!) for the next approximate week. That means no time and no internet. The Smack will be flowing again sometime next week. Until then, here are some recent pics I have been bogarting. If you listen really hard you can probably hear me shit talking each pic. There is a caption fit for every one of these pictures. Enjoy & see you soon..

That’s one fine specimen of a man.

Here he is the other night in NY having dinner.

Holy shit, I can’t believe I had never heard of this movie.

If you haven’t seen it, let me warn you, it is not for everyone. But if you like really fucked up twisted movies like I do, put this one on your list.

Check out this guys site..he did the make-up for Requiem. Totally fascinating.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day people!

Drink lots of green beer and be happy but also take a cab home or designate a sober driver. Have fun you crazy bastards, I know I will!

Paris supposedly traded in her ‘old’ Bentley Continental GT for this half million dollar Mercedes McLaren.

The total ‘look at me, I’m famous’ car.

Kimberly Stewart has always reminded me of a vulture.

A vulture who cannot dress.

Looks like she dressed up in mommy’s clothes and headed out for the big city.

Angelina looks to be a bit thin for a pregnant woman..

Looks like Pam had quite the time at a club in London earlier this week.

She resembles a highway hooker jacked up on speed while reportedly sporting a phone number on her boob.

She certainly is getting better with age, don’t you agree?