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Anna Nicole Smith Really is Pregnant

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Whoa Nellie.

The pill-popping drinking slurring out-of-control truly stupid blonde is with child. Frightening isn’t it. She was lucky with her son Daniel who seems to be a normal sweet kid compared to his freaky mother who is usually in a stupor of some kind. Will she actually be able to stay sober for 9 months? According to TMZ the supposed father says he has seen the ultrasound. He also says that Anna’s pussywhipped ‘lawyer’ (or bitch) Howard K. Stern has been trying to keep the pregnancy under wraps until figuring out a way to make some money off of the announcement. Just when you thought the skank couldn’t sink any lower. Marrying an ancient geezer for his fortune wasn’t enough..bitch needs MORE money. A baby must’ve sounded like a great publicity opportunity. It’s all she can pull out of the hat at this point. She’s done everything else for publicity, why not this?

Oh, and by the way…

Bitch is gonna get FAT!

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Mariah Carey Insures Her Legs for $1 Billion

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

No really, she isn’t an egotistical wench..seriously…


Billion dollar legs on a $2 ho.

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Nylons Gross Me Out

Monday, May 29th, 2006

Yes, even on you, Keira.

And while we’re at it the belted floral shortsuit thingy makes me want to yak too. Almost as bad as a Lohan getup!

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The Vagi-Vaccuum Sucks Another One In..

Monday, May 29th, 2006

I don’t know who the guy is but he is obviously an IDIOT!

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Does Barry Manilow Know That You Raid His Wardrobe?

Monday, May 29th, 2006

Paul Gleason, the uptight love-to-hate principal in ‘The Breakfast Club’ died Saturday due to mesothelioma, a rare form of lung cancer linked to asbestos.

He was 67.

“You mess with the bull and you’ll get the horns..”

R.I.P.Paul.

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It’s a Girl for Angelina & Brad

Sunday, May 28th, 2006

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt born on Saturday in Namibia.

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Britney’s Latest Wax Figure

Saturday, May 27th, 2006

It sure looks like the one they did a couple of years ago.

Same stripper pose..

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