To win this years American Idol?

He looks so much like her.

Especially when donning red lipstick.

Nothing we haven’t seen before..

The Chinese Paris Hilton.

Has she been puking?

Her lips looks awful. So do her teeth for that matter.

…with a kisser like that!

Ms. Jolie ain’t got nothing on Lisa Rinna. What’s the PSI on those things anyhow? They make me think dirty thoughts!

These two both deserve a nice Smack just for being assholes and knowing it.

It looks like they are going to play bob for banana.

I love Goldie but man, she is really getting up there in years.

Props to her for keeping her real face though. And for having the balls to walk through town looking like that!