Is Vin Diesel gay? PHOTO

Those rumors about Vin Diesel being gay just might have some validity!

Check out this pic of Vin posing like a naked Marilyn Monroe!

Vin has tried fighting off the gay rumors, but when things like this just randomly “pop up” you can’t help but think the gay rumors are 100% TRUE!!

Can you guess all three this time?

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Best of luck Smackaholics!

Email CelebritySmack with all 3 answers!

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They are almost starting to look alike..

My husband and I are huge fan’s of clubs such as BB King’s at Universal Studios City Walk, we love live music of all sorts while out on the town.

So we decided to check it out and see what bands were playing that night. We weren’t sure what to expect at first. We only knew that there was a line to get in and it was pretty long. So we decided to have a quick cocktail at an outdoor bar and people watch while the line went down. But it never did. So we decided to stick it out and hopped in line.

First Band, ‘Resurrect Effect’
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While waiting in line we noticed everyone waiting was pretty darned psyched to see the band that was coming on next. One guy was pissed because the line was moving slow and the band was going to start soon. The band started and word passed down the line that yes, they were playing. Now I was anxious to see them.
We finally made it in, and got a seat that had just emptied..right up front, stage right. Sweet. The crowd was really into it, and everyone’s heads were bobbing to the groove. Through their whole set people were enjoying the band, and the cocktail waitresses and bartenders were working their asses off.
These guys remind me of a few bands all melded together. Sublime, RHCP and lot’s of Rage Against the Machine roots in my opinion.

My husband and I were glad that we decided to wait in line to see them. Nearly everyone at the club that night was there to see ‘Resurrect Effect‘. We talked with a few people about the band and found out their name and also that most of the band members play in other bands in the LA area as well. (Thanks to Resurrect Effect for the CD’s. Be looking for their MySpace soon!)
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(they only had ones without labels by the time we caught up to them)

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And now for the follow up band, ‘A.D.M.’.

We were really enjoying ourselves by the time the next band came around. The place was still packed. And then the band ‘A.D.M.’ came on. They were a bit late getting started. Then they had to ask another band for a high hat. I am supposing the couldn’t find theirs. They already seemed a mess. Yes, it was a sign of things to come.
The lead singer wished he was Brandon Boyd of Incubus. Nothing spectacular about his voice, but he surely did not lack confidence with his shirt completely open and his grandpa chic pants. The female ‘backup singer’ (a.k.a. Useless broad) stopped singing her part in the middle of a sentence and said something like, “I can’t do it”, or “I can’t sing”. No shit! She really sucked, and obviously knew it. All she was good for was piss poor dancing and throwing in a few “YaYa’s” and “Uh huh’s” in there. She was totally lost onstage.
I don’t even know why this band had a keyboardist. You couldn’t hear it, at all. He played the entire set with his eyes closed like he was just SO into it.
The club was emptying fast. Waitresses were staring to look bored.
The set seemed to linger on f..o..r..e..v..e..r..
I said fuck it and went outside for a break. How did this band get a gig at BB King’s anyhow? That’s what everyone was wondering. Well, everyone except for the two mothers of two guys in A.D.M. They were prouder than hell. Everyone else thought they sucked.

We dubbed the band “Absolute Disaster Music.”

“It’s like a library in here..” - Emcee after A.D.M.’s performance

So if you are ever curious about seeing this band don’t waste your time..unless it is purely to heckle them.

Mr. & Mrs. Spicy toured the NBC studios in Burbank, CA last Thursday and then attended a live taping of The Tonight Show.

The NBC tour was phenomenal and I would recommend it to anyone visiting the LA area. Totally worth the $7.50 admission. You get to see behind the scenes studios, sets, props and even sometimes a star or two. On the tour they take you through the Days of Our Lives studio as well as Telemundo and The Tonight Show studios were certain segments of the show are taped.

We saw Peter Reckell, aka ‘Bo Brady’ pushing a bicycle just outside of the Days studio. (I only know it was him because I watched Days when I was in Highschool around 1989.) Did he ride a bike there or was it a prop for the show? He was a short guy, I towered above him in my Espadrilles.

The best of the tour is seeing The Tonight Show “hallway” “parking lot” and other studios where they shoot various segments beforehand. That same parking lot that you see on his show (you know where he races cars sometimes and such) is where Jay actually parks his car as well. Of course his spot is labeled with his name and apparently he brings a different car to work every single day. Our tour guide said she had worked there for over 3 months and had yet to see the same car there twice. She kept saying how, “Ridiculous” it was.. I say it is fucking sweet. (Spicy loves her muscle cars!)
(Leno pic credit: emediawire.com)

The Tonight Show couch is worth more than you could imagine. Would you believe $50,000!? It is virtually indestructible and is even equipped with hydraulics! For short guests and children the couch is lowered, and heightened for the tall leggy guests. The material cannot be ripped or marred by animal claws or by children jumping on it. Amazing isn’t it. (Couch pic credit: newsday.com)

The actual taping of Thursday’s Tonight Show was a blast. Mr. Spicy has a producer friend in Hollywood who hooked us up on the guestlist so we didn’t have to wait outside in line for hours to get in. (Thanks Harley!) We sat in the fourth row for the taping. Did you know that only 20-something’s ever get to sit in the front row? I asked an usher about that and he said, “That’s how we sell demo’s.” WTF ever that means.
Fifteen minutes before showtime Leno comes out (still in jeans) and talks briefly with the audience. He allows a couple questions, explains things and then is off to the dressing room and makeup.
The 10 minutes leading up to the taping some idiot who thinks he is George Carlin or something comes out bearing a huge dufflebag of Tonight Show memoribillia such as tee-shirts, mugs, hats, etc. Then he acts as though he is going to throw them out to the audience. He had some music going and no one was dancing. So he stops, bitches about no one being into it and puts the stuff back into his dufflebag. In order to try and get the audience excited he brought a few people up to dance. He mostly brought old people up there and when it came time for the show to start he shooed them offstage, and sure as hell the asshole took the entire bag of promo stuff with him in his fat dufflebag. I am still wondering how the shithead got that job. He was the only downer of the taping.

Kate Beckinsale was the first guest.

She is even more stunning and svelte in person. She has a way about her and carries herself like a lady. I like her. She was quite funny as well and seems very down to earth.

Then there was comedian Jim Norton.

That guy is one funny motherfucker!! I was nearly crying from laughing so hard. If you have never heard of this guy, you have got to see him when he is in your town. Check out his myspace..NORTON

The band was ‘She Wants Revenge’ and I think they are growing on me. I couldn’t find the Leno taping, so here is their music video of the same song that they played for us that evening called, ‘These Things‘, featuring Shirly Manson from Garbage. Directed by Sophie Muller.

The song is a bit monotonous but eerie, and I like eerie. Reminds me slightly of old Bauhaus, or Joy Division with a contemporary fresh sound. Let me know what you think of them.

Heading to the Jay Leno show tomorrow (Kate Beckinsale is on) and then Universal Studios this weekend for a nice weekend with the hubby. Will be back online Monday with more shit slinging. Also, stay tuned, The Smack has some upcoming giveaways! XOXO

-Spicy!

I’m wondering just how many of you have seen this surprisingly entertaining celebrity reality show on VH1.

If you haven’t seen it, it is a pre-fabricated group composed of five past and present rock stars who are expected to create a band together and function entirely as they would with any other band. Writing songs, doing gigs, etc. The only problem is that the singer that VH1 chose happens to be a completely fucking moronic yet egotistical imbecile. That man is Sebastian Bach of the shitty 80’s hair-glam band, Savage Animal..err, I mean Skid Row. (A name like Skid Row doesn’t come around every day you know..)
This guy is completely off his freaking rocker. He hasn’t evolved whatsoever since the 80’s. But he really makes this show worth watching. You love to hate him or you, too, are living in the days of AquaNet and lace fingerless gloves. And what’s with this guy’s workout routine? Has anyone else noticed how he does sit-ups and other various “exercise’s”‘ while rolling around wildly on the ground? Bitch doesn’t know wtf he is doing.

Another reason to watch this show is guitar legend and all around kickass guy, Ted Nugent. His sense of humor, and won’t-take-shit attitude and common sense solutions are a kick to watch. I am just waiting for he and Sebastian to really butt heads..

On next week’s episode Evan Seinfeld of Biohazard really does butt heads with Mr. Bach. I can’t wait to watch Evan clock that pussy poseur. Evan is a porn freak who married porn mama Tera Patrick. I think they got it on with Sebastian and his skanky ass wrinkled wife. If you watched Sunday night’s episode then you know what I mean..

Scott Ian of Anthrax is also a member of the SuperGroup and has absolutely no ego and at times, no balls at all. I love Scott, but on the show he sure seems passive for a hardcore rock and roller. II’d like to see him not always be so polite and quiet on the show. I am still in shock that he is hooked up with Meatloaf’s daughter..

Then there is Jason Bonham, the son of the late great John Bonham and drummer for Foreigner. Jason has a killer body, lovely British accent and is a real cool cat. Definitely the best looking of the bunch, imo. He’s probably gay. Lucky guys.

The band finally agreed on a name after temporarily being dubbed FIST, (HELLO! Who, in this day and age of the internet, doesn’t think of ‘fisting’ when you hear that name?) and then GodWar.

They are now called DAMNOCRACY. A much, much better name than FIST!

Seen it? Let me know what you think.