Archive for June, 2006
Celebrity Smack Movie Review: "World’s Fastest Indian"
Reviewed by Mr. Spicy – Out on DVD June 13, 2006
Like a good bottle of Merlot, some things just get better with time. Anthony Hopkins reflects a well aged wine and is simply outstanding as Burt Munro in “The World’s Fastest Indian”. A true story of speed, tenacity, and courage as Burt endures years of motorcycle building – leading up to his dream of running his custom built 1920’s era Indian motorcycle on the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah set in the late 1960s. Mind you his bike reflec
ts many gravely concerning parts and components but Munro brings an undying belief and determination that he can set a new land-speed record on this machine. His journey begins in his hometown in New Zealand where you swear that Hopkins is a born-and-bread Kiwi through-and-through. The easy going and witty Munro has virtually no money but some great friends of all ages. Finally, his trip to the states w
ith bike in-tow is a comical string of events that ultimately lends him the chance to live out his dream. I wished there were more scenes of him riding his bike, but the theme here is one of real life, real people, and an absolutely amazing true story. The movie is excellent for all ages and the ending is certainly a surprise. Now available on DVD, I think I’ll go pour a glass of nicely-aged merlot and watch this again~
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Paris Sued Over Freeway Chain Collision
Too bad the bitch wasn’t the one driving..
TMZ has obtained a lawsuit which claims Paris Hilton is legally responsible (heh) for a chain collision on a freeway in Los Angeles County.
The incident allegedly occurred in May, 2004. Brooke Ashley Brinson, who identified herself at the scene as Paris Hilton’s cousin, was driving the Mercedes that was registered to Hilton. The heiress was not in the car.
According to the suit, “Traffic began to slow down and all vehicles came to a stop for traffic ahead.” The lawsuit alleges that the defendant’s car failed to stop, causing a chain collision involving four cars. The plaintiffs, Ivan Alvarez, Monica Delgado and their child, Nicholas Alvarez, were two cars in front of the Mercedes.
TMZ spoke with the plaintiffs’ lawyer, Mauro Fiore, Jr., who said his two adult clients suffered “serious injuries.”
Fiore says he filed a claim with Hilton’s insurance company, and was shocked to learn that Hilton had the bare minimum coverage for property damage — $5,000. Hilton’s insurance company refused to disclose her policy limits for personal injury.
Fiore says he wants $250,000 for each plaintiff but the insurance company refuses to pay a dime.
Read the complete complaint
In related news, the bitch DID hit a parked car last week and blamed it on the paparazzi. A photographer says she hit and run but Hilton’s publicist says she left all of her info on the vehicle. Ya, I bet…




























