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Mel Gibson is Nucking Futz

Sunday, July 30th, 2006

I posted the breaking news about Mel Gibson as soon as it was released last Friday only to return home from a weekend away to learn the rest of the shocking details.

Apparently Mel ‘I’m a Christian’ Gibson hates Jews, he claims to practically ‘own Malibu’ and yes…he is fucked.

Here is the story straight from our friends at TMZ.



“TMZ has learned that Mel Gibson went on a rampage when he was arrested Friday on suspicion of drunk driving, hurling religious epithets. TMZ has also learned that the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s department had the initial report doctored to keep the real story under wraps.

TMZ has four pages of the original report prepared by the arresting officer in the case, L.A. County Sheriff’s Deputy James Mee. According to the report, Gibson became agitated after he was stopped on Pacific Coast Highway and told he was to be detained for drunk driving Friday morning in Malibu. The actor began swearing uncontrollably. Gibson repeatedly said, “My life is f****d.” Law enforcement sources say the deputy, worried that Gibson might become violent, told the actor that he was supposed to cuff him but would not, as long as Gibson cooperated. As the two stood next to the hood of the patrol car, the deputy asked Gibson to get inside. Deputy Mee then walked over to the passenger door and opened it. The report says Gibson then said, “I’m not going to get in your car,” and bolted to his car. The deputy quickly subdued Gibson, cuffed him and put him inside the patrol car.

Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, “You mother f****r. I’m going to f*** you.” The report also says “Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he ‘owns Malibu’ and will spend all of his money to ‘get even’ with me.”

The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: “F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Gibson then asked the deputy, “Are you a Jew?”

The deputy became alarmed as Gibson’s tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, “What the f*** do you think you’re doing?”

A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, “What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?”

We’re told Gibson took two blood alcohol tests, which were videotaped, and continued saying how “f****d” he was and how he was going to “f***” Deputy Mee.

Gibson was put in a cell with handcuffs on. He said he needed to urinate, and after a few minutes tried manipulating his hands to unzip his pants. Sources say Deputy Mee thought Gibson was going to urinate on the floor of the booking cell and asked someone to take Gibson to the bathroom.

After leaving the bathroom, Gibson then demanded to make a phone call. He was taken to a pay phone and, when he didn’t get a dial tone, we’re told Gibson threw the receiver against the phone. Deputy Mee then warned Gibson that if he damaged the phone he could be charged with felony vandalism. We’re told Gibson was then asked, and refused, to sign the necessary paperwork and was thrown in a detox cell.

Deputy Mee then wrote an eight-page report detailing Gibson’s rampage and comments. Sources say the sergeant on duty felt it was too “inflammatory.” A lieutenant and captain then got involved and calls were made to Sheriff’s headquarters. Sources say Mee was told Gibson’s comments would incite a lot of “Jewish hatred,” that the situation in Israel was “way too inflammatory.” It was mentioned several times that Gibson, who wrote, directed, and produced 2004’s “The Passion of the Christ,” had incited “anti-Jewish sentiment” and “For a drunk driving arrest, is this really worth all that?”

We’re told Deputy Mee was then ordered to write another report, leaving out the incendiary comments and conduct. Sources say Deputy Mee was told the sanitized report would eventually end up in the media and that he could write a supplemental report that contained the redacted information — a report that would be locked in the watch commander’s safe.

Initially, a Sheriff’s official told TMZ the arrest occurred “without incident.” On Friday night, Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore told TMZ: “The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department investigation into the arrest of Mr. Gibson on suspicion of driving under the influence will be complete and will contain every factual piece of evidence. Nothing will be sanitized. There was absolutely no favoritism shown to this suspect or any other. When this file is presented to the Los Angeles County District Attorney, it will contain everything. Nothing will be left out.”

TMZ is awaiting comment from Gibson’s rep.”


The fact that the LA County Sherriff’s Dept. was going to try and keep this under wraps is a load of shit. I am sure Deputy Mee was thrilled when his supervisor instructed him to write a ‘new’ report playing down the entire series of events. He had just dealt with the pompous, drunk, out- of-control Gibson who had threatened him on numerous occasions. Why the hell should he protect Mel’s ass? You just know that Deputy Mee is happier than hell knowing that the rest of the world is aware as to what really happened that night.

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You Pick the Winner

Friday, July 28th, 2006

I can’t decide on this weeks ‘Caption That Shit’ Contest, there were a ton of good ones.

I picked what I thought were the Top 5, although they were all great. Vote for your favorite and the poll winner will be declared the winner on Monday. You will only be able to vote once, so choose wisely!




Who Wins the ‘Caption This Shit’ Contest?
“I knew they were going for realistic… but using scented wax for the shit in the diaper is going a bit far..” -Lindsay
“Jennifer Aniston wants me to dangle it over the balcony!” – Latina
“One more step…and I’ll drop kick this thing, Angie!” – aja j.
” Start the car Mrs. Aniston, I got the baby, I got the baby!!!!” – chud
“C’mon, guess who I am!! Guess!! Wrong, I’m Michael Jackson!” – njsue

Free polls from Pollhost.com



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Mel Gibson Arrested for DUI

Friday, July 28th, 2006

Mel Gibson reportedly had a few too many last night and ended up in the clinker.

He was arrested by an LA County Sheriff at 2:36am in Malibu, CA. He was booked at 4:06am.

No further details are known at this time.

Source-TMZ

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Lindsay Lohan Pisses Off Hollywood CEO

Friday, July 28th, 2006

Once again, Ms. Lohan is making friends on the set of her new movie, “Georgia Rule”.

Isn’t this reminiscant of Herbie: Fully Loaded? Bitch can’t take an absence from snorting, drinking and fucking long enough to actually ‘work’. Here is a letter obtained from The Smoking Gun that was hand delivered to Lindsay at her hotel room two days ago. (After the supposed heat exhaustion BS) It’s from James G. Robinson, CEO of Morgan Creek Production, who heads the L.A. firm producing Lohan’s current movie. The letter is genius and supports the rumours that L2 is certainly burning the candle at both ends.


I really believe that Ms. Lohan will not be a member of the Hollywood ‘A’ List in another 5 years. She is making her bed and will be lying in it soon.

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Justin Timberlake & Cameron Diaz

Friday, July 28th, 2006

Here they are hanging out and surfing in Mexico

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Today’s Birthdays

Friday, July 28th, 2006

Actress Elizabeth Berkley is 34.
Actor Darryl Hickman is 75.

Cartoonist Jim Davis (”Garfield”) is 61.
Keyboardist Rick Wright of Pink Floyd is 61.
Actress Linda Kelsey (”Lou Grant”) is 60.

Singer Jonathan Edwards is 60.

Actress Sally Struthers is 58.

Actress Georgia Engel (”The Mary Tyler Moore Show,” “Coach”) is 58.
Drummer Simon Kirke of Bad Company is 57.
Guitarist Steve Morse of Deep Purple is 52.
Actor Michael Hayden (”Murder One”) is 43.

Singer Afroman is 32.

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Nicole Richie Sings Karaoke

Friday, July 28th, 2006

Could she possibly look more like a toddler?

The kiddie underwear, the pigtails..the body. Yeah, she’s cute..in a JonBenet kind of way.

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Ms. Silvstedt Strumming Her Own Banjo

Friday, July 28th, 2006

Here’s Vic having a cumtastic time in public!

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Spicy Links!

Friday, July 28th, 2006

Baby is the New Bling – (The News-Press)

Stalking the ‘Bling’ Baby Bump – (Seattle Times)

Lance Bass is a Pretty Puss! – (CatLebrity)

George Michael Talks Back – (Contact Music)

McPhee Rumours Abound – (UPI)

Jada Pinkett-Smith Says ‘Suri’ is the Sweetest Baby Ever – (Monsters & Critics)

What, Scarlett a Diva? (E!)

Meet CityRag’s ‘Bud’-light- (CityRag)

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