Gawd I hate Clay Aiken (TMZ)
Natural beauties (AllieisWired)
Brandon & Dylan reunite (ICYDK)
James Brown in state (Hollyscoop)
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Britney cheated on KFed? (CelebrityMound)
Britney Spears is on drugs! (CrankyGrammy)
PLEASE tell me this is not true! (PoponthePop)
Top Ten rejected girl scout cookies (JasonsTopTen)
Jessica Simpson is in a deep depression (EvilBeet)
Paris has nicknamed Britney ‘Animal’ Hah! (TheBlemish)
Charlize Theron has an ass to beat all asses (Gabsmash)
Joan Jett & Carmen Electra are still mashing carpets (Glitterati)
Distortrait takes Amanda Lepore to a whole new level (Distortrait)
You gotta admit Angelina looks smokin’ in that water (NosySnoop)
Mary Kate is still stomping around in her Frankenstein shoes (IBBB)
Lindsay doesn’t think strippers are c*nts anymore (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
WorldofBritney.com is dumping their site..due to their dumpy icon (CelebrityPuke)
Victoria Beckham is in denial about having an eating disorder (HollywoodBackwash)
Man goes to get pec implants, ends up looking like Dolly Parton (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

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She looks amazing.

As you all know, I love her and think she looks great here. I love the natural look, less makeup and her hair down.

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According to this MySpace bulletin he posted about a half an hour ago, he is spending it at doctors appointments!

“I always spend the Holidays with my family, except for this one wild Christmas in Denmark when my girlfriend’s Mom found me naked in a pool of pee on the floor with a candle melted to my head. I’m happy to say that I’ve been much more productive this year. Lately, family has been incredibly concerned about my health, and the negative impact my lifestyle has had on it. Out of love for my family, I agreed to go to any and all doctor’s appointments they scheduled for me. Over the course of the last week, I’ve visited a

general practiononer, gastrointerologist, a cardiologist, and a new dentist. I’ve subjected myself to all kinds of medical scrutiny (echo-cardiogram, endoscopy, periodontal evaluation, etc.) and, across the boards, the doctors have been telling me that I’m in fantastic health. I feel great, my teeth are squeaky clean, and my Dad and I have also been hard at work on setting up my Internet store to accomodate international and US fans alike. Stay tuned, check me out on the cover of this bitchin magazine, and get ready for an explosive 2007! Happy Holidays!

Steve-O

P.S. All I want for Christmas is for every last one of you to check out my killer website: www.steveo.com Thanks!”

This reminds me, I have to write up the review for ‘Jackass 2′ . I’m not really sure to begin..it’s MUCH gnarlier than ‘Jackass 1′!

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Try to keep your lunch down for these, it won’t be easy.

While in Sydney, Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian have been living it up on Bondi Beach. And they have really been putting on a show.

The two attention whores have been posing under the outdoor beach showers, assuming Charlie’s Angels stances, and just being all around camera sluts.

(WARNING: I would recommend you have a barf bag nearby while viewing these pics. If not, at least a garbage can or shopping bag..something that vomit will easily spill into.)

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Eva helped to kick off their After Christmas Sale Season.

I’m not a big fan of Eva’s, I hear she is a bit too much like her Desperate Housewives character, Gabrielle.

Regardless, Eva was Harrod’s Guest of Honor for the big event. She arrived in true diva fashion, in a horse drawn coach, and wearing a Dolce & Gabbana dress.

She and Mohammed Al Fayed (owner) greeted the first 50 customers.

Longoria kissed Al Fayed ass by saying, “I hope you guys are ready to shop! Thank you for having me. This is actually my favorite store.”

Busy enjoying the holiday season snowboarding and spending time with their children.

Heidi talks of her husband, Christmas and getting her figure back.

‘My husband is an amazing snowboarder. He has been waiting to tear down the mountain all year.

‘I love the classic white Christmas, doing things like walking in the snow, making snowmen and going bob-sledding with the kids.

‘So we are going to take four weeks off to relax, eat and have a good time.

‘I feel with each pregnancy it gets a bit harder,’ she confesses, ‘but if you work on yourself you do get results.

‘Everyone is different and each person has to find something to get them motivated. For me, it’s fitting into my favorite pair of jeans.’

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With Kim ‘Cling-On’ Kardashian.

Paris is in Australia for the new year, set to judge a bikini contest on New Years Day (if she makes it) for Bondi Blonde beer.

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Milkshakes & hamburgers are high on her list.

Hopefully they can help her gain weight. They should, as long as she keeps them down. Eating like that you would think she would be gaining weight a lot faster than she has..

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Victoria’s nipples are back again. Those weapons of mass destruction have the circumference of a big toe!

I know when she smiles she looks kind of scary, but can’t she just curl her lips a little?

She always looks so ultra unhappy. I mean, sheesh, look at that gorgeous man at her side. She should be smiling all to beat hell. He should be the one looking miserable..

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