It’s being reported that Lindsay Lohan tried committing suicide before her accident last weekend. Lohan’s father has also told media that his daughter is hooked on Oxycontin. Since the accident Lindsay has been dumped as co-DJ for a Reebok launch event..among other things. Speaking of bad girls losing deals due to bad behavior, Paris Hilton has been dumped from a book that highlights the world’s top heiresses..

Tammy Faye Baker has been battling colon cancer and doctors have decided to stop treatment. Meanwhile The Globe gossip rag has sunk to a new low and published what they call her ‘last pics’ even though she is still alive..

Brittany Murphy married Factory Girl executive producer and writer Simon Monjack after only four months. And he sounds like a great catch. He’s had two warrants for his arrest in Virginia for alleged credit-card theft and fraud; an unpaid $6,087 legal bill, and a $502,910 judgment against him by a British investment firm. The moron also gave a former fiancee an engagement ring that he said was a diamond but was instead a cubic zirconia. But that didn’t happen this time with Brittany, she bought her own..

Spring fever is in full effect! The stars are out in full force showing off their bods in super short skirts, and bikinis..reality stars are loving Hawaii..and some are just grabbing a pizza to go. Other celebs have been breaking up with their significant others and some are just saying they did.

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Quickie pics..

Labels: Brittany Murphy, Fergie, JLo, Kate Bosworth, Lindsay Lohan, Marc Anthony, Paris Hilton, Rihanna, Tammy Faye Baker

Gawd, he’s disgusting.

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Labels: Celebrity Morons, Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Manson, Videos

Because everybody likes to f*ck with people who get drunk and pass out! (CityRag)
Monkeys don’t only fling poo! (Yikers!)
Tori Spelling to do Dancing with the Stars? (ASL)
Marilyn Manson kicks Lindsay while she’s down (Hollyscoop)
Hollywood skin & bones diet (PopBytes)
So who’s the lucky bitch who gets to room with Paris Hilton in jail? (TheBlemish)
Celine Dion wanted a daughter (TMZ)
The latest Britney Spears vomitting story (TS)
Prince shops (CP)
Bobby Brown scores a girlfriend and probably some coke (POTP)
Emily Scott almost naked in FHM (DerekHail)
Michael Lohan will do anything for publicity (ABH)
Baby Lohan and slut mom (CWS)
Nicole Richie hits a car after leaving Paris’ Memorial day party (NinjaDude)
Six days until queen vagina goes to jail (HBW)
Coco loves herself so much she has a magazine dedicated to her fat ass (DListed)
Aretha Franklin calls Jenny (IBBB)
KFed gets a job (AIW)
A ‘Fire Elisabeth’ from The View petition? (INO)
Sheryl Crow and new baby (Gabsmash)
More pics of Lohan in rehab (EBG)
Britney’s thong in a see through dress for you pervs (DSF)

Labels: Bobby Brown, Britney Spears, Celine Dion, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Prince, Sheryl Crow

So what’s new?

I have told you Smackaholics before about how he came into the bar/casino I was working at a few years back and tried hitting on every skirt in the house. 

He’s a dick dipping arrogant ass and I don’t know how his wife puts up with it.  Maybe she’s just completely oblivious and likes it that way.  I could never understand bitches like that..

Anyhow, I haven’t liked the guy since he played for Seattle.  My husband and I are huge baseball fans and we have always said that the Yankees will never be a winning teamIt’s the A-Rod curse. as long as they have A-hole on their team.   

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Labels: Celebrity Infidelity, Sports Figures

Amy Winehouse shows off a hickey she recently acquired from her new husband.

Some quotes from Amy Winehouse during a recent performance in London:

“I broke my tooth, it’s not pretty, but at least I can just about sing.”

“I don’t know if you heard, but I just got married to the best man in the entire world. My dad’s going to kick my head in – he’s still got to pay for the proper wedding.”

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Labels: Amy Winehouse, Celebrity Hairstyles, Celebrity Love, Celebrity Quotes, Makeup and Spray Tan Mahem, Music

It’s hard for me to tell on my laptop while sitting outside in the bright sunlight (I know, my job sucks), but it seems Beyonce’s nipple is about to come popping out of the dress that she borrowed from Mariah Carey.

My guess is that her boob is taped up with something the equivavlent of duct tape the way she flings herself around on stage. She’s like the new MC Hammer, but without the saggy crotch geenie pants. You know we’ll be making fun of her ass in ten years.

Oh wait..we already do!

Labels: Beyonce, Funbags, Wardrobe Malfunctions

Today Jackson rips on Lindsay Lohan of course, gives you the skinny on Nicole Richie and spills the dirt on Miss USA.

Jackson is one of the funniest mofo’s out there. You’ll love him, check out the video!

Labels: Calum Best, Celebrity Weight, Jackson Blue’s Celebrity Dirt, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Videos

California’s Liquor Control Board is talking with the Beverly Hills Police Department to determine if Lindsay Lohan was served alcohol illegally the night of the crash.

According to TMZ, Lindsay partied at Les Deux hours before she crashed her Mercedes into a palm tree. The gossip website even has video of Lohan leaving the WeHo hotspot around 3:30 a.m., an hour-and-a-half after closing time.

Reps for Les Deux are saying that Lindsay did not drink at the establishment and never has.

TMZ also contacted California’s Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control spokesman John Carr who spoke with them and said that the agency will be reviewing witness reports to see if a formal investigation should come about. Another looming question they would like to have answered is if Lohan or or anyone else for that matter were served after hours. California’s closing time is 2am.

Gee, do you think it took them long enough? Lindsay has been seen partying at Hollywood nightclubs for a few years now even though she doesn’t turn 21 until July. I even remember seeing her sitting outside one place for lunch last year (was it The Ivy?) with a Corona in front of her.

Being a former bartender I have always been shocked and amazed at how underage celebrities are photographed arriving at, partying in, or exiting nightclubs. But as everyone knows, you get special treatment in Hollywood when you’re a star. Especially when you are the ‘it’ girl.

I truly hope that the investigation goes down. We celebrity gossip bloggers have been complaining about this issue for years now and finally something is being done about it. Now I am not saying that Lindsay was in fact being served by Le Deux that night, but I promise you that it’s happened before.

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Labels: Celebrities and the Law, Celebrity Accidents, Celebs and Drugs, Drunk Celebs, Hollywood Clubbing, Lindsay Lohan, Thats Hollywood

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