I just had to watch this years show being as it was hosted by Sarah Silverman.

And she didn’t disappoint.
The highlight of the evening for me was Sarah’s opening monologue. Specifically when she mocked Paris Hilton going to jail..
"In a couple of days Paris Hilton is going to jail. (laughter erupts) The judge says that it’s going to be a no frills thing, and that is totally ridiculous. She is totally going to get special treatment. In fact, I heard in order to make her feel more comfortable in prison the guards are gunna paint the bars to look like penises."
The audience roars..
"I think it’s wrong too. I just worry that she is going to break her teeth on those things."
The crowd goes wild. Cameras cut to Paris looking pissed but forcing a smile…
Heh.










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are posh and cameron diaz wearing the same pair of shoes?
i saw the beginning part…so funny! paris was so pissed!
Looks as though this year’s competition was to see who can pull off the shortest skirt..
I’m no Paris Hilton fan, but the woman is going to jail for an offense for which most people pay a measly fine. Special treatment or not, it’s still jail. Sarah Silverman is a beastly, hairy jerk.