Woohoo!  We’re back and here’s the hot ass links!

This drag queen’s on her way to the top (ABH)
Hugh Grant gets off (AIW)
Chicago Cubs dugout brawl! (BS)
Lindsay Lohan loves coke, knives (CWS)
Joss Stone and some guy twice her age (DS)
Nicole Richie is ready to go to jail if need be (DH)
Mud wrestling bitches in Xena costumes (DSF)
Rumer Willis fashion victim (EBG)
Paris’ Hands are as big as her feet (Gabsmash)
Lindsay Lohan’s only visitor in rehab is her body (HS)
John Travolta denies son is autistic (HBW)
Maria Sharapova upskirt (ND)
Linda Perry and Courtney Love review (PB)
Alessandra ass (TB)