Paris drawing by David at POTO

Ok, this is most likely not true, and is an attempt at starting a nasty ol’ rumor, but it’s Paris Hilton so it’s funny.

A reader submitted this to abovethelaw.com:

"My friend’s brother (who works with [Sheriff Lee] Baca’s assistant sheriffs) told me that Paris was released due to a severe, "stress-induced" herpes outbreak. He also said that he heard that the blisters had apparently spread to her anus and had taken on abcess-like features that required more serious medical attention. Thus, after taking into account jail overcrowding, the increasing liability that Paris presents, and Paris’s lesions, all things weighed in favor of her being put on home confinement."

This has been a public service annnouncement reminding you to wear protection!  Now go enjoy some lunch!


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