LSD gives you good hair (CityRag)
Victoria Beckham throws like a girl (ABH)
Britney Spears’ 50 yr-old saggy titty shows itself (TheBlemish)
And so does her lump of an ass (ASL)
Uma Thurman in white bikini thingy (DrunkenStepfather)
Daddy Hilton throws a post jail party for Paris that probably cost more than most weddings (HBW)
Pissed Sopranos fans vandalize Wiki entry (TMZ)
Pete Wentz kicks someone’s ass (DListed)
Sienna Miller is not a slut! Whateva! (TheBosh)
Lindsay makes friends in rehab (DerekHail)
Lily Allen gets a VIP table then feels like Lindsay Lohan (PopBytes)
"I’d rather his dick weren’t so tiny!" (Gabsmash)