Kelly Clarkson’s head on someone else’s body on ELLE? (RC)

Blind item blonde B-list bimbo (CD&N)
More celebrities through the eyes of David (POTO)
Juliette Lewis is a freak and I love it (ASL)
Stars are Blind parody (JIYH)
Hugh Hefner and the dumb twats (DS)
Elle MacPherson nip nip (F&C)
Amy Winehouse is a mean drunk (POTP)
Nobody wants to represent Paris Hilton anymore (AIW)
Soprano’s creator explains why the ending was lame (BS)
Jamie Lynn is too cute to be a Spears (IBBB)
I guess if I was a 4′2 troll I would wear Frankenstein shoes too (CWS)
Eat your heart out Jessica Biel (EBG)
Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner having second baby? (GG)
Megan Fox is the new Angelina Jolie (TS)
Anne Heche goes back to munching carpet (GH)