Is the above photo of Angelina Jolie untouched? (PopBytes)
Baby Suri in the most adorable photo ever..except that Tom Cruise is in it.. (CWS)
Monkeys and human can reproduce! (ABH)
Paris Hilton porked a fat Jack Osbourne, along with the rest of Hollywood (DH)
Val Kilmer looks like Kenny Rogers (CP)
Naomi Campbell makes fun of herself (GG)
Flavor o Love’s ‘Toastee’ has a sex tape that stinks kind of like her.. (DSF)
Liv Tyler is all about plastic surgery (BS)
Lindsay Lohan extends her stay in rehab (JIYH)
Jessica Biel nippin out in a bikini (POTP)
Want to see Sting’s tantric cock? Look no further.. (EBG)
Mandy Moore used to be cuter (ND)
Paris Hilton writes letters to fans in jail (GH)
New & upcoming VH1 reality shows (INO)
A lame attempt at copying John Lennon and Yoko Ono (HBW)
Britney Spears hits the bottle (DL)
Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora friendly again (GS)
The ‘gracefull flight’ of Paula Abdul (GOTA)
The Larry Birkhead saga goes on..yawn.. (ASL)
Guess who’s birthday it is today? (RC)
Whoa!  I’m 10 years-old again! (TMZ)
Paris Hilton might be force fed in jail, and not dick, because then it wouldn’t be forced (TB)