Of course, I’m lying!

But that’s what a friend of Jason Davis‘, whom TMZ has dubbed, ‘Gummi Bear’, would like you to believe.

Last night outside Les Deux, the TMZ cameras tried talking with Jason, whom I dub ‘Jabba the Gut’, but a nosy friend meddled, telling Jason to roll his window up and ignore them.  As it turned out it was only because the loud mouth wanted all the attention for himself.  When Jason’s window went up, Max Megahorn’s went down. 

He blabbed to the paps saying that Jason is sober now, he’s starting a big company, how Jason’s been employed by somebody ‘big’..you know just a bunch of crap.  Max didn’t seem very sober to me.  He had that 100 mph speech thing going on and seemed amped up, if you know what I mean.

Jason sat there with a smirk on his face playing with his Blackberry, or phone or whatever, probably wondering where he was going to get his next piece of cheesecake.