From Crazy Days & Nights of course.
"How
dumb can someone be? You may have noticed that there is an A list
aging, but not old film star. Actually not A list. He’s definitely A+.
Some might even throw on another plus.
Anyway, you will notice there is
a certain woman he dates for a month or two and then she disappears.
She then returns in six or seven months for another month or two. This
cycle has been played out for a long time.
Turns out that she is dumb.
(How dumb is she?) I’m glad you asked.
She is so dumb that our A+ actor
has got her pregnant at least three times. Each time he tells her that
he has had a vasectomy and so she can’t possibly get pregnant. She
always believes him and is always getting pregnant. In fact when she
gets pregnant is when she disappears. Seems that is the actor’s goal
each time."
George Clooney
Just Me hit it right on the head
GEORGE CLOONEY
lol, that was my first guess, but i dont keep track of who he dates lol…
George Clooney and either Lisa Snowden or that Brunette chick who has a kid and was on Days of our lives. I swear it’s Kristen somebody, but I can’t remember.