Hayden Panettiere picks her butt then licks her hand (DSF)

Scarlett Johansson is not going to play Jenna Jameson (ND)

Star Jones states the obvious (Y!)

Corey Clark mugshot (POTP)

Hayden Panettiere in a bikini (TB)

I am so over Gwen Stefani (GS)

Tyra Banks is back (IBBB)

Ex-playmate looks beat! (GH)

Cindy Crawford topless (DH)

Daily crazy Britney Spears story (HBW)

Nicholas Cage bought a castle (GG)

Jackson Blue’s celebrity dirt (JBCD)

Christina Aguilera cancels shows after becoming ill (HS)

WTF! (HC)

Usher says the wedding is still on (CDL)

Sorry Joshua, I love Rosie O’Donnell and think Paula Abdul is a screwball (BS)

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss just need to get back together already (CWS)

Adorable pics of Suri and Katie Holmes (DS)

Clips from Flipping Out (PB)

Matthew McConaughey and a baby (ABH)

Finally after months of speculation Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are confirming her pregnancy.

Richie tells Diane Sawyer in an interview,

“Yes I am. We are. I’m almost four months.”

The segment will air on Good Morning America Thursday and on 20/20 Friday.

Richie also opens up about her DUI and paying the price for what she did.

“I have a responsibility and it’s something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately I can’t, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult.”

Wow, is that refreshing. Accepting responsibility for your actions. What a concept.

I, for one, appreciate what Nicole said about apologizing to those who have lost a loved one from drunk driving. I lost my little brother and best friend to drunk driving. Maybe that’s why I get so disgusted by Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. They seemed so blase about what they did and never seemed sorry until it was time to pay the piper. And that’s not remorse. That’s having remorse for being caught.

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Celebrity Smack reader ‘Lala’ attended a Kathy Griffin stand-up show a few days ago and says it was a blast.

As Lala tells it,

“First of all, it was packed with drunk queens - and of course, insane women like myself.
Kathy dished on everything. She’s met lots of stars, shared dressing rooms with them, etc.”

So what juice did Kathy share with her audience?

*She said Paris Hilton is retarded - and watching her type was like watching a bad video of a cat playing the piano. No shocker there.

*Barbara Walters said she “prefers Astroglide” when Kathy told her she plans on using KY jelly when her puss gets all menopausal. Who knew Babs preferred Astroglide?

*Paula Abdul is the new Whitney - on so many drugs, but she thinks Oxycontin is the main drug in her system, followed by several layers of other painkillers.

*At the Larry King 50th anniversary show, she saw Dr.Phil (she hates his ass) groping Jane Fonda. she almost came to Jane’s rescue , but she thought she could handle him herself. She was right - Jane told his ass off - something about hating republicans.

*She ripped Oprah a new one. Talked about how she ’s gaining her wait back, and how somewhere Gayle is shivering in the corner with a shiner. HA!

Thanks for sending those in Lala!

“Is it April 1st already?”

-Brian referring to the engagement of Angie Everhart and Joe Pesci

Leave a comment on Celebrity Smack and it just might make news!

What’s going on with the Fugees reunion, or lack there of?
WYCLEF: I’m officially Paul McCartney from the Beatles now. If the Fugees wanna come back, and Lauryn wanna come back…you can’t break the format. Don’t come back and be like, “I wanna produce a beat.” That’s like me saying I wanna sing an R&B vocal. When we was working on the album, I was like, [to Lauryn], “You need to do this like this.” [And] she says, “How do you know what’s relevant? I haven’t heard anything from you in the past like three, four years?” The minute she said that I was like, I gotta go back to working.

So what’s ultimately holding you guys back?
Lauryn is straight up the problem, bro. She wants to be a producer. Don’t come telling us how to chop up beats so you can get credit for it.

What makes you think she would take the credit?
We did a remix [with] Lauryn for John Legend, for the record “How High.” John Legend was saying our names. You know what she had [him] do? She was like, “Take off Wyclef and Jerry’s names.” Because she wanted people to think that she was the one doing the beat…I’m a producer and I’m a beatmaker with my cousin Jerry Wonder, and I’m a writer. She’s a writer, a vocalist, [and] a great [vocal] composer. And she’s great at picking out samples—she got 20 billion samples but can’t chop ’em up to save her life.

So she hasn’t made any of the beats she got credit for?
It’s real simple—if you did the beats, where are the beats? Show us one beat that you did. If you bring ’Clef to the studio, put an MP, put an SP, put a bunch of stuff, bring a bunch of cameras [and] say, “Clef, do a beat in two minutes.” The beat’s done! Bring Lauryn Hill in the studio with the same camera, say we give you three hours. Matter fact, fuck it, we’ll give you a month—do a beat. She can’t put it together!

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Celebrity Babylon snapped this picture of Lil’ Kim showing her support for Lindsay Lohan. Kim, who is no stranger to the law, had this to say to Lindsay,

“Hold your head…” and “God loves you, so do I.”

Or if you can’t hold hold your head up, at least get Samantha Ronson to cover it with your sweatshirt.

Sean Combs, a.k.a. P. Diddy, had his car stolen while hosting a party in St. Tropez.

Come to find out it was Kimberly Stewart who took the automobile.

Stewart got a wild hair up her ass and decided to take the $700,000 vehicle as a practical joke. Some joke.

A source told the Daily Mirror,

“Diddy did not see the funny side at first. He had no idea it was a practical joke. He thought it was stolen. He had his flunkies on a wild goose chase looking all over the place for his car - it’s his baby. Diddy and his minders were stressing out until someone piped up that they had seen Kimberly running off giggling with the keys and a friend in tow.”

The car was reportedly returned to Diddy the next morning.

Watch out Kimmy. We just might be making fun of your mugshot next time.

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