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This tip was sent to me by Smackaholic, Lovely Leo, who knows a lot of Hollywood secrets. It seems she shares my disliking for Madonna, Madge, the hag..whatever you like to call her.

According to LL, people in LA abhor the bitch and that’s most likely the reason that (in LL’s own words) “the old broke ho took her big bag of bullshit overseas.”

Enough small talk, here’s the story..

Madge throws herself a birthday party. There were ~45 people invited, ~25 show up. Who did come? Demi Moore and everyone who was required to.

The entertainment has been arranged through Madge’s brother Chris. He hired two drag acts. One drag act’s schtick is: a washed up B movie beach actress from the 50’s. She is in morning for her lost career, lost looks, etc. Kind of a howling ‘poor me’ act. This bitch weighs maybe 110 lbs soaking wet and is ~ 6′ with heels. She is hysterical. She has a hat with a dead pigeon attached, good times.

So she is singing, well warbling away, and Madge starts to heckle her. Sing me a happy song, sing me a song. No she isn’t drunk/stoned. Remember there are less than 40 people here, this is like watching a slow train wreck. She is maybe 5 ft from the stage, and I am on stage left. The heckling continues. Madge is on this rapper’s lap. I am wracking my brain to think of his name. Kinda tallish with braids that stick up out all over his head. She has her hands all over him and is kissing him. All of this while she is heckling this singer. She comes off the stage to serenade Madge.

The drag queen comes over to her and the rapper picks up his leg and starts kicking her in the legs. He had Timberlands on, and huge feet. It was vicious and ugly.

Madge laughs her ass off. Says nothing to the asshole she is making out with, so he kicks her again. She is still on his lap.
The performer doesn’t fall over or even make a sound. She finishes her song and gets off the stage. I come over to her and ask if she wants me to call the paramedics.

The assault ripped through her hose (two pairs) and she has really large bruises and blood streaming down her legs. I hug her and tell her I am so so sorry. She says not to worry, these things happen sometimes. No one did anything to stop either Madge or the rapper. Including me.

I was younger then and now I know better. It was really the only hate crime that I have ever witnessed. In my opinion, the singer was assaulted because he was a man in drag. I want this to come through about this story. She is as much at fault as he is, maybe more so.

Consider this when you hear about all of her blathering about social issues.
As a side note, the singer called into Howard Stern the following morning to rip her to shreds.

Source: My Sweet ‘Lovely Leo’

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