Pete Doherty in all his cartoon glory (POTO)
Kelly Clarkson in a gorgeous dress (HBW)
Angelina Jolie is 5′8″ and under 100lbs (TB)
Britney Spears vs. Bob Marley (HC)
PopBytes on ‘Ring My Bell’ (PB)
Everything we learned about Britney Spears boyfriend was all wrong (CWS)
Miss NJ releases the blackmail pics (DH)
Kelly Clarkson rips Clive Davis a new bunghole (BS)
The Queen is a crotchety old bag (GS)
Jim Carrey looks like a new age singer (DL)
Cameron Diaz early topless pics (DSF)
The new face of Bob’s Big Boy (CDL)
Don’t mess with T.I. (ND)
Just look at those flounder feet! (EBG)
Trailer park rock (ASL)
Paula Abdul vs. Sharon Osbourne (ABH)
Brittany Murphy looking better than usual (DS)
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Sharks don’t die, they just get caught up in the current sometime. Got my very own place after too many years of a roommate situation. Yeah, I’m worn out from moving(and it’s not over yet), but I’ve still got a full tank of venom, and I’m loaded for bear.
- There’s part of me that is just waiting for Pete to OD. I just don’t get how he’s still breathing. Maybe he got pointers from Keith Richards.
- Y’know, I’m really sick of everyone saying that Kelly should lose weight. And no, I won’t love her any more or less if she does. She’s got awesome skin, and a little bit more of it is just the thing to drown in. Yum.
- There was a time I thought Angelina was the hottest vampire to step into the sunlight and survive. She’s just no fun anymore.
- Brit may just be smoking a few Marleys these days. Ya think? I saw some old footage of her on some awards show, and I was reminded of why I used to be so hot for her. That sweet little piece of strawberry pie got chewed up and spit out.
- ‘The only trash in Jersey to get picked up.’ LMAO!
- One of many reasons why I have zero respect for royalty.
- Jim Carrey must be living off his ‘Cable Guy’ payday, because he doesn’t even seem to be trying to get work.
- Ed Grimley, is that you?!
- Alyssa Milano, is that you?