By: Shark

Shark — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:19:54 +0000

Sharks don’t die, they just get caught up in the current sometime. Got my very own place after too many years of a roommate situation. Yeah, I’m worn out from moving(and it’s not over yet), but I’ve still got a full tank of venom, and I’m loaded for bear.
- There’s part of me that is just waiting for Pete to OD. I just don’t get how he’s still breathing. Maybe he got pointers from Keith Richards.
- Y’know, I’m really sick of everyone saying that Kelly should lose weight. And no, I won’t love her any more or less if she does. She’s got awesome skin, and a little bit more of it is just the thing to drown in. Yum.
- There was a time I thought Angelina was the hottest vampire to step into the sunlight and survive. She’s just no fun anymore.
- Brit may just be smoking a few Marleys these days. Ya think? I saw some old footage of her on some awards show, and I was reminded of why I used to be so hot for her. That sweet little piece of strawberry pie got chewed up and spit out.
- ‘The only trash in Jersey to get picked up.’ LMAO!
- One of many reasons why I have zero respect for royalty.
- Jim Carrey must be living off his ‘Cable Guy’ payday, because he doesn’t even seem to be trying to get work.
- Ed Grimley, is that you?!
- Alyssa Milano, is that you?

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