Perez Hilton vs. Gummi Bear (GOTA)

Mel Gibson is still a bar fly (HC)

Kevin Federline still livin’ large (GG)

Sting’s wife is a high maintenence twat and looks like a 60-year old Marilyn Manson (DL)

Prince is a diva, duh (ASL)

Gisele Bundchen pissed that Tom Brady’s baby is scheduled to be delivered on her birthday. Bridget Moynahan is no dummy..heh. (CWS)

Megan Fox’s nubby thumbs (Y!)

David beckham puts hand on Victoria’s crotch in car so paps can’t get a shot (TB)

Britney Spears looking fast, easy and affordable (DSF)

Oprah loses one of her beloved dogs (PB)

Chris Benoit has tons of steroids in his system when he murdered his family (BS)

Listen to Britney Spears new single (JJ)

Lance Bass talks about his new boy toy (MM)

King Negrito does New York (KN)

Kirsten Dunst and her saggy funbags (POTP)

Baby bump for Katie Holmes? (CDL)

Beyonce helps the hungry (IBBB)

Paris Hilton’s flavor of the week (JCC)

I like the purple ones (CP)

You know that Woody Allen has got a woody or Scarlett Johansson (ABH)

Let the bodies hit the floor! (CR)

David Beckham injured before he even started (INO)

Lily Allen has three nipples! (ICYDK)

Jackson Blue’s Ceebrity Dirt (CDJB)

Winona Ryder on Vogue (AIW)

Bet on Amy Winehouse showing up to gigs (GH)

Paris Hilton to suck again (DH)

Lindsay Lohan hot photo shoot (HBW)

I think I’m going to puke a little (GW)

Double baggers (GS)

Luke Skywalker hearts Natalie Portman (FC)

Baby Mama Drama blind item (CDN)

Kimberly Stewart has no ass (DS)