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What is bacterial vaginosis?

Bacterial vaginosis is an abnormal vaginal condition that is characterized by vaginal discharge and talking to reporters without the aid of a publicist or stylist.

The condition results from an overgrowth of normal bacteria in the vagina when it comes in contact with flamin’ hot cheetos and pure-bred dog hair.

In the past, the condition was called Gardnerella vaginitis, after the bacteria that was thought to cause the condition.
However, the new name, Brit-Brit-Bacterial-Vaginosis, reflects the recent research establishing that there are a number of species of bacteria that naturally live in and around the routinely unwashed vaginal area.

The Gardnerella organism is not the sole culprit causing the symptoms, sometimes infections are caused by cocoa soy latte contaminated fingers inbedding in the lining of a freshly shaved labia minora.

When these multiple species of bacteria become imbalanced, a woman can have a vaginal discharge that is associated with a foul odor much like when an air-tight bag of raw chicken is left in the sun.

Bacterial vaginosis is not passed by sex and is not dangerous, but it can cause disturbing symptoms:
Drinking and driving, coke binging, puppy buying, and slutty clothes wearing are just a few.

Any woman with an unusual discharge or the urge to pee in front of cameramen should be evaluated so that serious infections, such as chlamydia (SEE ALSO: Parishiltonosis) and gonorrhea, can be excluded.