Adrianne Curry looks for some attention in a gold bikini cuz she’s a ho (DSF)
I love Rob Schneider!!! (RC)
OK! magazine chickens out, doesn’t run pics or interview with Britney Spears, WTF? (CWS)
Avid Pete Doherty and Kate Moss follower commits suicide (ABH)
JLo has thunder thighs (CDL)
Usher’s ex-con bride (TB)
This cat knows when nursing home patients are going to die (DL)
Paris Hilton must love saggy balls (DH)
Matt Damon gets his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (DS)
Katie Holmes does the funky chicken (HC)
Jason Priestley’s new baby (JCC)
Is Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant?! (PB)
How to cheat on your significant other like a celebrity (JIYH)
Paula Abdul denies Bratz fired her (ASL)
Because comic book chicks are slutty.. (BS)
Beckham’s get settled (HBW)
- Adrienne is definitely fucked in the head, but I will watch her with the sound off. What are the chances she’ll end up like her Mom, who reminds me of Roseanne Barr more than just a little bit? Hmmm. Peter Brady definitely has his hands full.
BTW, I know when I’m gonna die, because my birth certificate has an expiration date on it (thank you Steven Wright).
- Rob Schneider is the man. He just needs to steer clear of shitty movies. I was dying when he said, ‘The camera adds 10 pounds, and you guys have, like, 10 cameras here.” That’s some funny shit. Moderate that, motherfuckers! Heh.
- I saw some kind of show a few years back about that same cat in the nursing home that would do the whole ‘last rites’ bit. Does the Grim Reaper have whiskers?