Come to find out it was Kimberly Stewart who took the automobile.
Stewart got a wild hair up her arse and decided to take the $700,000 vehicle as a practical joke. Some joke.
A source told the Daily Mirror,
“Diddy did not see the funny side at first. He had no idea it was a practical joke. He thought it was stolen. He had his flunkies on a wild goose chase looking all over the place for his car – it’s his baby. Diddy and his minders were stressing out until someone piped up that they had seen Kimberly running off giggling with the keys and a friend in tow.”
The car was reportedly returned to Diddy the next morning.
Watch out Kimmy. We just might be making fun of your mugshot next time.