Hayden Panettiere picks her butt then licks her hand (DSF)
Scarlett Johansson is not going to play Jenna Jameson (ND)
Star Jones states the obvious (Y!)
Corey Clark mugshot (POTP)
Hayden Panettiere in a bikini (TB)
I am so over Gwen Stefani (GS)
Tyra Banks is back (IBBB)
Ex-playmate looks beat! (GH)
Cindy Crawford topless (DH)
Daily crazy Britney Spears story (HBW)
Nicholas Cage bought a castle (GG)
Jackson Blue’s celebrity dirt (JBCD)
Christina Aguilera cancels shows after becoming ill (HS)
WTF! (HC)
Usher says the wedding is still on (CDL)
Sorry Joshua, I love Rosie O’Donnell and think Paula Abdul is a screwball (BS)
Pete Doherty and Kate Moss just need to get back together already (CWS)
Adorable pics of Suri and Katie Holmes (DS)
Clips from Flipping Out (PB)
Matthew McConaughey and a baby (ABH)
- Any chance she licked her hand and THEN grabbed her ass? Who says the pics are reversed? Anyway, just seeing her grabbing her own ass… I need a moment.
- Scarlett doesn’t need to stoop to that level to get my attention. But it wouldn’t hurt if she bent over for a moment, either.
- I need a dose of honesty from Star Jones like a hole in the head.
- Mugshot? More like ’smug-shot’. One delusional motherfucker.
- To paraphrase John Lennon; “Gwen should be obscene and not heard.” Sorry, Spicy, but that sexy bitch can be as naughty as she wants. I will never get enough.
- Nothing this evil ever dies… You wanna talk about someone I am not over because I was never under in the first place? Tyra, who you are speaks so loudly you can put that megaphone back up your fat ass where you found it.
- From hottie to nottie. That’s why I don’t go to my high school reunions; too many of the hot bitches got old, completely ruining my memories. That’s a real dick-shrinker for you.
- And now from dick-shrinker to Cindy, the eternal goddess. Who needs Viagra when she’s in the world?
- Back to another dip in the cold waters. Goddamn, Brit, you’ve got all this money(allegedly), and you can’t afford to get some classy threads? I know bitches who spend their rent money on threads so they can look 1,000 times better than you. Get it together.
- I’d like to see the place in Bavaria that Nic Cage got last year. I’d give my eyeteeth(and maybe a fin or two) for a place in Germany.
- Bai Ling, thanks a whole fucking lot. I don’t know if I can look at potstickers the same way ever again.
- I think Usher came to his senses.
- Rosie is no one to talk about anyone else’s problems.
- Pete Moss will never die.