It seems Hollywood celebrities endorse everything these days.

It’s crazy. You can’t open a magazine or watch television without seeing them promote some sort of useless product. From clothing to beauty products and even fast food. But you don’t usually see celebrities endorsing candy and you probably never will. (Unless they happen to have one named after them!) It’s one of the only things safe from being recommended by famous A-listers and sports figures.

So I wondered, what if the market for celebrity candy endorsements were hot? Who would represent what candy and why?

Well marvel no more.

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The 100 Grand bar = Tori Spelling.

But make sure you buy two!

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Dots = Victoria Beckham

They double as nipples!

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Nerds = Dustin Diamond

Because sometimes you don’t grow out of it!

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Mike & Ikes = Mike Tyson, Ike Turner

Even wife beaters love candy!

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Big Hunk = Mr. Big (Chris Noth)

Yes, here I go again with my Mr. Big affections..

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Pop Rocks = Amy Winehouse

For those pop stars that love their rocks!

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Gummi Bear = Jason Davis

As dubbed by TMZ.com..

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Troll Gummi’s = Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Well, duh!

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Sky Bar = Lindsay Lohan

Hollywood doesn’t want to be on the ground!

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Three Musketeers = Lindsay, Britney and Paris

Because without these three, I wouldn’t have a job!

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Wax Lips = Courtney Love

When your real mouth just won’t do!

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I’m off for a long weekend as I’m sure are a lot of you! Enjoy the long weekend and have a fabulous, safe time!

See you Monday evening!
xoxo -Spicy

“I’m not going to put (porn icon) John Holmes out of business, but I’m above average. I measured it, just to make sure I wasn’t lying to myself.”

-Poison lead singer and ‘Rock of Love’ star Brett Michaels says he’s well endowed

Paris Hilton and Joe Francis = Big Bird and Igor (PH)

Latest Celebrities Caricatures via David (POTO)

Lauren Conrad in bikini (DSF)

David Beckham injured badly, may be end of career…welcome to America, Becks! (BS)

And you thought Keira Knightley was skinny yesterday? She’s even thinner today! (CWS)

Listen to Britney Spears new beats..if you haven’t eaten (ASL)

Jodie Foster looking hot in W magazine (PB)

Celebrity lesbian crushes (CR)

Getting salad caught in your teeth has never been so sexy (GB)

Rock of Love has some of the dumbest bitches on it! (DL)

Hayden Panettiere nipple slip? (ND)

Don’t worry, this will never happen (TB)

Usher and Tameka finally going to marry this weekend (POTP)

Jennifer Garner’s sex face (DSF)

I am pretty sure this is the most extensive photochop of Britney that I have ever seen (CP)

Jessica Alba smoking (DS)

VH1’s Celebrity Rehab reality show…you knew that was coming! (RC)

Greasy Bear birthday (CWS)

Today’s Celebrity Dirt (JBCD)

Always find the best Blind Items here (CDN)

Biggest Drama Queen family in Hollywood, I swear (Y!)

Poor baby Dannielynn, Does she have a chance in all this crap? (DL)

Elizabeth Hurley photo shoot (DSF)

Gwen Stefani shops in bikini top (JIYH)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden posing because they know the paps is watchin’ (EBG)

Gossip blog for the Spanish speaking readers out there (FAR)

Britney Spears KFC soiled couture on eBay (AIW)

GMAFB (GH)

Examine up close, your favorite celebrities feet (CTJ)

Angelina Jolie looking thrilled to be doing humanitarian work (IBBB)

Drea de Matteo’s Baby Bump (HBW)

Cameron Diaz goes to Yankees – Red Sox game (ICYDK)

Is JLo pregnant? Do we care? (HS)

The funniest cellular phone movies ever (UGIF)

It looks like VH1 is casting for another ‘Rock of Love’! They are seeking crazy chicks who think they’re hot for next season!

Casting Directors from Sandra Dee Casting are seeking sexy, single females, ages 21 and up, to date a famous rock star on an upcoming VH1 reality show.

Currently casting in the following cities:
LOS ANGELES: Aug 27th – Oct. 5th
CHICAGO: Aug 27th – Sept 7th
PHOENIX: Sept 20th – Sept 26th
LAS VEGAS: Sept 27th – Oct.5th

Females ages 21 and up! Models, musicians, rocker chicks, and any fun single girls! Must be sexy, personable, energetic, edgy, hip, trendy, and TV friendly!!!

TO SUBMIT:
Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com and Spicy at CelebritySmackBlog.com, and email ALL the information request below to:
VH1Talent@SandraDeeCasting.com

YOU MUST INCLUDE:
1. Name
2. Age
3. Best Contact #
4. A few pics of yourself
5. What city you live in

Good luck groupie bitches! 

Part two this week!

Just yesterday I told you about Andy Dick throwing beer bottles over the fence and into his neighbors yard. Well last night a very lucky TMZ cameraman had Andy go psycho on his ass!

In the video it seems things build throughout the night. Andy playfully saying he’s going to break a camera, telling security to get rid of the paps, then in what seems to be the end of the evening, Andy outright chases the photographer through the streets of Hollywood at some point ripping his shirt.

The video is pretty entertaining.

You see Andy call for his two coke whores, (some 20-yr old club bitches) who come running, and usher them into the club. He gets more and more worked up as the night progresses but all the while has this creepy grin on his face. I can’t stand the jerk. I would love to see someone pummel his ass. He deserves a good ass kicking. A really good one.

In an ironic twist, an interview with Nick Hogan is running in the September issue of Rides magazine. And the timing couldn’t be more perfect..or not.

I really don’t need to have much of an introduction to this article. It pretty much speaks for itself. I’m sure you’ll be disgusted.

Here are a few highlight quotes from Nick:

“The yellow Supra and yellow Viper are pu**y magnets for sure….girls see the yellow, and panties start dropping off”

“In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He’s like, “Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know.” Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, “I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I’m a let you go this time. It’s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you’re probably going to go to jail.” Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 [mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, “Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.”

Read the entire article after the cut!

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Little Bindi Irwin has come out with her own fashion line. ‘BiNDi Wear International’ was launched at the Las Vegas Hilton yesterday. Is this just the most adorable fashion show ever? And the models are just crazy cute!

These little divas could put Kate Moss and her hungry junkie friends out of business with a quickness!

Bindi’s goal is to raise awareness about the environment with some proceeds will go to the Australia Zoo’s conservation programs. She worked personally with designers to create the line, and some of the clothing has her artwork on it.

“The collection includes daywear, sleepwear, swimwear, footwear, bags and hats and caters for boys and girls from babies through to the age of 12″

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