
Egad!
According to Australia’s New Weekly Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes plan on doing a hot, sensual (eww!) photo shoot like the one new BFF’s David and Victoria Beckham did recently for ‘W’ magazine.
A friend of the Cruise’s said,
“They have already started planning some of the photos. One suggestion they were keen on was a shot of them posing together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.
Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry. They want to show the world how much.”
Disgusting, nasty, gross! The thought of the two having a child is enough. Katie is a doll, even though Tom has ruined her, but seeing her naked isn’t what I am worried about. Seeing just a glimpse of Tom’s curly-cue pubes is what’s freaking me the funk out! Arrgggghhh!
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August 2nd, 2007 at 11:35 am
Look’s like someone’s trying a little too hard to prove their marriage is real.
August 3rd, 2007 at 6:16 am
Katie naked? There are NO complains about that. But Faggot tommy naked too?
What about pictures of littlle tommy and ASS-pall in crime; david buckham? what about those guy’s put a broomstick in eachother’s ass? I’m sure they love it!!
August 4th, 2007 at 7:38 am
I have a bridge and some swamp land for sale if you actually believe that at this point in his life Tom Cruise would pose naked.
August 8th, 2007 at 3:53 am
let’s not cause massive eye gauging and lobotomies