Nicole Richie as a pregnant jail bird (POTO)
It must suck having to glue your hair on everyday (CDL)
Tyra Banks in an outfit she can’t pull off (HC)
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ divorce gets uglier (Y!)
The Backdoor Backstreet Boys have a new song (TMZ)
Geri Halliwell rocking a bikini (JIYH)
Retro Keanu Reeves (TB)
Kim Kardashian and Steve-O with some old socialites (CP)
Yikes Fantasia (IBBB)
Alli Sims and Britney are hanging out again (HBW)
Alessandra Ambrosio for Armani (JCC)
Britney Spears hits parked car (ND)
Courtney Love blogs about her weight (HS)
Rob Zombie’s Halloween (PB)
John Bon Jovi stole Barbara Walters hairstyle (RC)
Eva Herzigova shows us her dirty panties (DSF)
Fiona Apple is a natural beauty (DS)
Britney Spears hires Kelly Clarkson’s manager (EBG)
Brandy might not be prosecuted for manslaughter (POTP)
Chris Rock is not the daddy (ASL)
Nicholas Cage can’t fill his own shoes (BS)
Rihanna in Maxim (DH)
Michelle Pfeiffer get her star on the Walk of Fame (DL)
David Gest admits to having plastic surgery in 1981 (CCS)
Andy Samberg rules (GS)
Paris Hilton parties and then drives (SNO)
Madonna runs into more adoption trouble (GG)
Celebrity sex swap (CR)
Mena Suvari shaves her head (FC)
Ashley Olsen in a magazine spread (CWS)
Pete Doherty shit in his bed (ABH)
- Nicole would be able to slide out from between the bars if it weren’t for that damn bump.
- I wish Beyonce would ‘weave’ her way out of the public eye for a while.
- Tyra is too loud for my eyes, if you get my drift.
- It’s your world, Denise, we just live in it.
- I can hear crickets outside my window right now. Boys, that is your audience these days.
- Yeah, Geri does look good, but the one pic of Hayden P in a bikini… WOW. August 21st. I’m there,dude.
- Somebody tell me what the hell is the fascination with Keanu? Am I so straight I have to apologize for it? Damn.
- Here comes the Surreal Life again. Pass the pipe.
- I’m surpried Fantasia doesn’t have a water TOWER somewhere with her name on it.
- Shame on anyone for trying to sponge off Brit. Like she would notice.
- Allie is hotter than a matchhead. Deal with it.
- Brit shouldn’t be driving, goddammit! Someone slap her(in a way that she wouldn’t enjoy…).
- Quit drinking, Courtney, you’re getting blurry.
- Hey, JonBon, who the hell convinced you to shave your chest? I’d shave my balls first. And yes, I have. Got a problem with that?
- Dirty panties won’t get you anywhere in my world. BTW, where the hell is step-dad? We need more pervs to guest-host. Bitches, get your own blogs. Heh.
- It’s wild how 10 years have passed since Fiona pulled that ‘go with yourself’ speech at the MTV video awards. 10 years have passed, and this world is still a heaping, steaming pile of BS. I still love the song “Shadowboxer”… Wait a second; Mary-Kate, is that you?!
- I can’t tell who is more delusional; Britney, thinking she has any kind of career that needs managing, or the manager that thinks she has any kind of career that he can manage. Talk about working in a vacuum; all the sucking sounds are making me horny. I need a moment.
- Let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone died in that accident. If that happened because of me, I don’t know how I could sleep.
- Where’s Maury Povich when you need him?
- Does Nick wear Trojan Magnums, too?
- That’s a cheesy-ass pick-up line; “I must be a klutz, because I’m falling for you”. Damn, Ri is one hot mama. Yum.
- I didn’t know Michelle was married to Don Imus. Still, she looks the best she ever has. MEOW.
- I guess if you need plastic surgery to attach a cock, well then…
- Just don’t go bragging about being heir to Max Factor.
- One of those last pics showed an ankle bracelet on one of Paris’ friends. I don’t remember much else. Ankle bracelets get me all worked up. Can’t you tell?
- Good luck getting David away from Madge now, even though returning him to the village really would be in his best interests. Give me a motherfucking break.
- Those bitches actually look better than some real women I know.
- Mena has less hair on her head now than Brit had on her cooch back in the pantyless days. Word to Brit; Brillo pads are for scrubbing sinks.
- And Ash is the sane one… right?
- Pete Moss usually grows very well in poop-treated soil.