By: Shark

Shark — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 05:31:01 +0000

- Nicole would be able to slide out from between the bars if it weren’t for that damn bump.
- I wish Beyonce would ‘weave’ her way out of the public eye for a while.
- Tyra is too loud for my eyes, if you get my drift.
- It’s your world, Denise, we just live in it.
- I can hear crickets outside my window right now. Boys, that is your audience these days.
- Yeah, Geri does look good, but the one pic of Hayden P in a bikini… WOW. August 21st. I’m there,dude.
- Somebody tell me what the hell is the fascination with Keanu? Am I so straight I have to apologize for it? Damn.
- Here comes the Surreal Life again. Pass the pipe.
- I’m surpried Fantasia doesn’t have a water TOWER somewhere with her name on it.
- Shame on anyone for trying to sponge off Brit. Like she would notice.
- Allie is hotter than a matchhead. Deal with it.
- Brit shouldn’t be driving, goddammit! Someone slap her(in a way that she wouldn’t enjoy…).
- Quit drinking, Courtney, you’re getting blurry.
- Hey, JonBon, who the hell convinced you to shave your chest? I’d shave my balls first. And yes, I have. Got a problem with that?
- Dirty panties won’t get you anywhere in my world. BTW, where the hell is step-dad? We need more pervs to guest-host. Bitches, get your own blogs. Heh.
- It’s wild how 10 years have passed since Fiona pulled that ‘go with yourself’ speech at the MTV video awards. 10 years have passed, and this world is still a heaping, steaming pile of BS. I still love the song “Shadowboxer”… Wait a second; Mary-Kate, is that you?!
- I can’t tell who is more delusional; Britney, thinking she has any kind of career that needs managing, or the manager that thinks she has any kind of career that he can manage. Talk about working in a vacuum; all the sucking sounds are making me horny. I need a moment.
- Let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone died in that accident. If that happened because of me, I don’t know how I could sleep.
- Where’s Maury Povich when you need him?
- Does Nick wear Trojan Magnums, too?
- That’s a cheesy-ass pick-up line; “I must be a klutz, because I’m falling for you”. Damn, Ri is one hot mama. Yum.
- I didn’t know Michelle was married to Don Imus. Still, she looks the best she ever has. MEOW.
- I guess if you need plastic surgery to attach a cock, well then…
- Just don’t go bragging about being heir to Max Factor.
- One of those last pics showed an ankle bracelet on one of Paris’ friends. I don’t remember much else. Ankle bracelets get me all worked up. Can’t you tell?
- Good luck getting David away from Madge now, even though returning him to the village really would be in his best interests. Give me a motherfucking break.
- Those bitches actually look better than some real women I know.
- Mena has less hair on her head now than Brit had on her cooch back in the pantyless days. Word to Brit; Brillo pads are for scrubbing sinks.
- And Ash is the sane one… right?
- Pete Moss usually grows very well in poop-treated soil.

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