Splash News caught up with Ali Lohan who was driving a golf cart and flashing peace signs. Something her older, more screwed up sister is known for. Only Ali didn’t have any blow, wasn’t drinking vodka from a water bottle or wearing someone else’s pants.
Ali seems so eager to follow in Lindsay’s footsteps, and I have a feeling it might just happen. Remember when Lindsay was young, cute and naive?
Yeah I remember when she was young, but she was never cute.
Ali Lohan needs to run very far away from her family. Maybe go live on a farm in Kansas. It’s the only way she’ll survive the Lohan curse.
It’s quite simple: FUCK YOU BOTH, LINDSAY AND DINAH LOHAN!!