Rock of Love’s ‘Rodeo’ loves the sausage (TMZ)

Samantha Ronson goes platinum, wears pill necklace (EBG)

Courtney Love on cupcake diet to gain weight (Yeeeah!)

Barry Bonds ain’t got nothing on Hank Aaron! (Geno’sWorld)

Geri Halliwell or Lindsay Lohan? (Gabsmash)

A blind item that is clearly Amy Winehouse (CelebrityWarship)

Big Brother 8’s Amber is a crying, former meth-head, ‘Alice the Goon’ (HA!) and is racists against Jews (DListed)

Because I refuse to write anymore about Britney this week, here’s her topless whoring pictures with the anxious college dude (PoponthePop)

Christina Aguilera’s new perfume ad (Hollyscoop)

Britney Spears also thinks her mother slept with Kevin Federline..EWWW! (TheBlemish)

Kim Kardashian gets a reality show, so when the hell will I get MINE? (DerekHail)

Kate Hudson got rid of dicknose and moved on to a real hottie (ASocialitesLife)

Roseanne Barr would rather smell like pee (CelebrityMound)

If you’re going to wear a bodysuit Katherine McPhee, at least snap the crotch shut! (DrunkenStepfather)

Brad Pitt may have moved out of his place with Angelina Jolie (PopBytes)

David Hasselhoff’s man love (CityRag)

Whoa, Kelly Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart do have some class! (Bumpshack)

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise turned away at St. Tropez club, hardy har har! (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Scarlett Johansson granny panties (JordanIsYourHomeboy)

Bruce Willis ain’t got no game except for the fact that he’s Bruce Willis (AgentBedHead)

Kim Kardashian shops for some ghetto fab earrings (Bastardly)

Lisa Rinna tries too hard (ImBringingBloggingBack)

Mary-Kate Olsen is a sloucher (HolyCandy)

The Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie postage stamp (HollywoodBackwash)