Matthew McConaughey is hung like a freaking YETTI! (AgentBedHead)
Jessica Alba got herpes from Derek Jeter? (CrazyDays&Nights)
Jordan upskirt (JIYH)
Meet the new Bachelor (TMZ)
Kate Bosworth must be eating again (Fatbacks&Collards)
Debra Messing forgets to wear a bra (HolyCandy)
Zac Efron on Rolling Stone (Jeanette’sCelebrityCorner)
…and Zac on the Tonight Show (NinjaDude)
Kurt Russell set up Kate Hudson (Gabsmash)
Mel B in a bikini (DrunkenStepfather)
Caption the five penises (DListed)
Luciano Pavarotti hospitalized again (CelebrityMound)
Colin Farrell to be a daddy? (RightCelebrity)
David Beckham yummy (DailyStab)
Another Lindsay Lohan bodyguard spills the beans (TheBlemish)
Oh, this is just pathetic..Lindsay Lohan pregnant? (CelebrityWarship)
I bet Paris Hilton is pissed that she didn’t get knocked up first (PopOnThePop)
Jordan hammered! (HollywoodBackwash)
Does anyone really care about JLo anymore? (Yeeeah!)
Hollywood cokeheads love fender benders (CelebrityPuke)
Sexual assault at the Playboy Mansion? Hardly shocking.. (Bumpshack)
Stupid whore will never change (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
- What am I, chopped liver here?
- Jess A is one fine little piece, but she’s been real bitchy in recent interviews. Whatever, I’ll just watch her with the sound off.
- I don’t really need to see a Jordan upskirt. How about a Jordan-Is-Your-Homeboy upskirt? HAHA! Psych! No, really, I saw her on her stupid reality series recently, getting married at some British castle. While Peter(one whipped bloke) was being a cry-ass little nancy boy, Katie was the most vacant looking diva ever. The kind of bitch that is NEVER satisfied with anything. I avoid that kind of shit like the plague.
- Good. Kate’s getting a little meat on her bones. Hey Hollywood, go fuck yourself.
- Debra is a goddess. A REDHEADED goddess, to boot. Her memory loss is my gain.
- The only good thing about HSM was Vanessa Hudgens. Damn cute. The rest of the movie was so bad(forced to watch it in a doctor’s waiting room and the doc’s daughter was really enjoying it…) now I can’t get it out of my head. Thanks a lot guys.
- That pic of the bike team is an image I just don’t want in my head.
- OK, has anyone noticed one thing about Linz? She is a pathological LIAR, and she learned it real good from her shitty parents. Rehab will never help until she becomes honest with herself.
- As far as I’m concerned, J Lo is OVER. When I saw previews of her new movie, I thought that it has to be the biggest vanity project ever. It looked worse than Gigli.
- Isn’t Gummi supposed to be in rehab? Guess it interfered with his partying lifestyle.
I need to sit down after seeing that!