Amy Winehouse art (POTO)
Baby Suri sure looks pissed (ABH)
Hollywood’s new K-Fed (Bossip)
Donald Trumps hair at all angles (CityRag)
Nicole Richie looks so much better with boobs and meat on her bones (CWS)
F***ing crazy cat lady (PopBytes)
David Beckham yummy (CDL)
WTF! I thought Adrian Grenier didn’t want anything to do with Paris Hilton? (POTP)
Andy Roddick grabs Mandy Moore’s titty (TheBlemish)
Everything you want to know about Kat Von D (Glitterati)
Mel B on Larry King (GH)
Jackson Blue rules (JBCD)
I bet Britney Spears caled the paps so they could get this shot of her and her kids (HBW)
Duran Duran has a new single (AIW)
Julia Roberts dresses like a tree hugger (ASL)
Ashlee Simpson is a whiny little bitch (Yeeeah!)
Megan Fox and Gillian Anderson lose friends (FNC)
Amy Winehouse goes to rehab, says she’ll be dead in a year (Gabsmash)
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel moving in together (DailyStab)
50 Cent vs. Kanye West (Bumpshack)
Hayden Panettiere loves short shorts (JIYH)
Angelina Jolie pregnant again? (RC)
Who’s boobs? (Bastardly)
…and mini skirts (NinjaDude)
Baby Spice, Emma Bunton, has a baby boy (EBG)
- K-Fraud just LOOKS like a complete loser, and I think the marriage is a good thing. I mean, look at it; a has-been and a never-was.
- Oh, man, Donald. I’m disappointed. I really was hoping you’d stick to your guns with the Lohan clan, because Dina + Michael both SUCK at parenting. Just take a look at how Linz turned out. There, I said it, and I won’t backpedal on it like a pussy.
- Doesn’t it just make you miss the old Nicole? A little plump but totally fuckable? I wonder if we’ll ever see that again.
- That’s gotta be one fucked up litterbox.
- OK, Gloria Allred may be a good attorney and all, but if you cut to the real part of the lemon, she is one abrasive attention whore.
- Julia Roberts is OVER. She used to be so damn cute in the beginning, but then fame turned her into one frigid bitch. She could probably play Gloria Allred in a movie.
- Megan + Gillian make a cute couple, don’t they? And Gillian is still hot at 39.
- What the hell did they mean, eyes dead like a shark? I’ll flip that; you’re dead in my eyes. Heh.
- New York or L.A.? Hmmm. I say move to NYC, where the locals would probably beat the shit out of the paparazzi.
- Honestly, I hope BOTH albums flop. I never did like either of them, and I think Kanye is a whiny little bitch. If he was so pissed about Bush’s response to Katrina(which was pathetic; no denying that), why didn’t he help out? Put your money where your big fat mouth is, motherfucker.
- OK, time for a fundamental truth; Hayden has one cute ass. August 21st? 18? Let me be the first in line to give her a b-day spanking. I think I’m crushing for real now.
- Dammit, Angina, did you have to jump on the pregnant-skinny-bitch bandwagon?
- The only reason Hayden should be going to Kinko’s is to sit on the copy machine.
- So, Mel C doesn’t have a kid yet? Good for her. I’ll just call her Smart Spice.