By: Shark

Shark — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 16:03:42 +0000

- K-Fraud just LOOKS like a complete loser, and I think the marriage is a good thing. I mean, look at it; a has-been and a never-was.
- Oh, man, Donald. I’m disappointed. I really was hoping you’d stick to your guns with the Lohan clan, because Dina + Michael both SUCK at parenting. Just take a look at how Linz turned out. There, I said it, and I won’t backpedal on it like a pussy.
- Doesn’t it just make you miss the old Nicole? A little plump but totally fuckable? I wonder if we’ll ever see that again.
- That’s gotta be one fucked up litterbox.
- OK, Gloria Allred may be a good attorney and all, but if you cut to the real part of the lemon, she is one abrasive attention whore.
- Julia Roberts is OVER. She used to be so damn cute in the beginning, but then fame turned her into one frigid bitch. She could probably play Gloria Allred in a movie.
- Megan + Gillian make a cute couple, don’t they? And Gillian is still hot at 39.
- What the hell did they mean, eyes dead like a shark? I’ll flip that; you’re dead in my eyes. Heh.
- New York or L.A.? Hmmm. I say move to NYC, where the locals would probably beat the shit out of the paparazzi.
- Honestly, I hope BOTH albums flop. I never did like either of them, and I think Kanye is a whiny little bitch. If he was so pissed about Bush’s response to Katrina(which was pathetic; no denying that), why didn’t he help out? Put your money where your big fat mouth is, motherfucker.
- OK, time for a fundamental truth; Hayden has one cute ass. August 21st? 18? Let me be the first in line to give her a b-day spanking. I think I’m crushing for real now.
- Dammit, Angina, did you have to jump on the pregnant-skinny-bitch bandwagon?
- The only reason Hayden should be going to Kinko’s is to sit on the copy machine.
- So, Mel C doesn’t have a kid yet? Good for her. I’ll just call her Smart Spice.

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