Paul McCartney and Christie Brinkley?

Not that I care holier than most are, Perfect Paul.. but you are hooking up with a really professional man-eating, estate absorbing, black-widow weaving a sticky web for big allimony payoffs for sure in Christie. In any case Heather actually settled down to care for a family life, was a good mother, talented, charitable, refrained from gossip or much nagging during the marriage.. really liked you, never cheated and wanted you to have good health and a nice life.. and you dumped her for not proving to be a vestal virgin since birth, or forgiving her for some silly things she did when she didn’t even know you, listening to your jealous children and friends.. and caused the super-retaliation of this ex.. by your accusing, greedy, selfish ways, that put your child in danger too.. you stupid old fart.