..and then a big brown shark came! (CR) *if you don’t get the reference don’t ask!
Speaking of, Eddie Murphy is just no fun anymore (GH)
Summer 07′ - The summer of Britney Spears ass (MD)
Lindsay Lohan is a lost dog…rollover bitch! (HBW)
I don’t care if he can sing James Blunt is just f***ing creepy! (CWS)
Victoria Beckham given $5M credit at store, blows a bunch of money on shit she doesn’t need (AIW)
Joel Madden and Nicole Richie must not want a bastard child (ASL)
Gisele Bundchen on Vanity Fair (Bastardly)
Duh! (TB)
Kickass mashup (PB)
Someone finally kicked Brandon Davis’ ass (ND)
The Daily Mail: “Whoops! We f***ed up!” (ABH)
Celebrity Dirt! (CDJB)
Good lawd! Salma Hayek is huge (CDL)
Get money for having a cell phone (UGIF)
One of the best figures ever, Leonardo DiCaprio (HC)
Old Anna Kournikova beaver shots (FNC)
These two would pork anything, including each other (DL)
This is about as white-bread as you can get folks (EBG)
Christian Slater and Winona Ryder to hook-up? (GG)
That’s what SHE said! (DS)
Someone had to kill a yetti for all that hair (DL)
Jenna Bush gets engaged probably just so she can lose the name Bush (GS)
Amy Winehouse postpones tour until she can catch up on her boozing (BS)
Jennifer Aniston back at work (RC)
Stupid whore (CP)
Hilary Duff in concert (JCC)
Heidi Klum’s racy Jordache pics (JIYH)
Angelina Jolie is an anorexic badass (DL)
The Hills sucks (POTP)
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- You rang, my dear? Yeah, I’d like to pop up in there just to watch all those crazy fuckers trample each other to get out. Heh. Move the fuck over, Godzilla. Yes, Shark is big in Japan. BTW, I don’t about brown, but I AM getting a little tan these days. I seem to have the pool all to myself…
- Let’s see, when was the last time Eddie was relevant? Go ahead, I’ll wait.
- Brit definitely disappeared up her own ass this year.
- Actually, Blunt + Barton deserve each other.
- No wonder Becks cheated on that stupid bitch.
- ‘Lifestyles Of The Rich + The Famous’, huh, Joel? Is that how that feels?
- If Gisele didn’t have the shittiest attitude, she might not look ugly to me.
- Tits or not, I’d still hit it.
- Here’s a mash-up for you; ‘Everybody’ by Madonna and ‘White Horse’ by Laid Back. ‘If you want to be rich, you’ve got to be a bitch.’
- Whoever socked it to Greasy, I don’t care who you are; you are the hero of the day. BTW, check out http://www.greasecar.com to see a great way to help the environment. Yes, I’m HUGE on alternative energy.
- Let’s see. Pete’s a scab-picking junkie but not a cheater. Good. I’m glad he has his priorities straight.
- OMG, Joe Simpson got OWNED! Jackson, you’ve got Cisco balls.
- Salma is twice the woman she used to be.
- Leo wax off!
- I can definitely see why Enrique will practically nail her in public.
- Criss is a talented guy, but he’s also a starfucker extraordinaire with no taste in bitches. BTW, Bald Brit almost made a comeback there.
- Rap is dead.
- Somehow, I would root for Christian + Winona. Have you seen the cover of Vanity Fair? She’s still gorgeous.
- That’s not the only field he likes to play.
- I’m sure there’s more hair where the sun don’t shine.
- Speaking of bush… Heh.
- OK, I’m skipping right down to a fave of mine. Hilary. God, is she cute. Good move going back to blonde, darling. I was waiting for that. The brunette thing just wasn’t working. She looks amazing now, and she’s still a class act.