By: Shark

Shark — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 06:04:27 +0000

- You rang, my dear? Yeah, I’d like to pop up in there just to watch all those crazy fuckers trample each other to get out. Heh. Move the fuck over, Godzilla. Yes, Shark is big in Japan. BTW, I don’t about brown, but I AM getting a little tan these days. I seem to have the pool all to myself…
- Let’s see, when was the last time Eddie was relevant? Go ahead, I’ll wait.
- Brit definitely disappeared up her own ass this year.
- Actually, Blunt + Barton deserve each other.
- No wonder Becks cheated on that stupid bitch.
- ‘Lifestyles Of The Rich + The Famous’, huh, Joel? Is that how that feels?
- If Gisele didn’t have the shittiest attitude, she might not look ugly to me.
- Tits or not, I’d still hit it.
- Here’s a mash-up for you; ‘Everybody’ by Madonna and ‘White Horse’ by Laid Back. ‘If you want to be rich, you’ve got to be a bitch.’
- Whoever socked it to Greasy, I don’t care who you are; you are the hero of the day. BTW, check out http://www.greasecar.com to see a great way to help the environment. Yes, I’m HUGE on alternative energy.
- Let’s see. Pete’s a scab-picking junkie but not a cheater. Good. I’m glad he has his priorities straight.
- OMG, Joe Simpson got OWNED! Jackson, you’ve got Cisco balls.
- Salma is twice the woman she used to be.
- Leo wax off!
- I can definitely see why Enrique will practically nail her in public.
- Criss is a talented guy, but he’s also a starfucker extraordinaire with no taste in bitches. BTW, Bald Brit almost made a comeback there.
- Rap is dead.
- Somehow, I would root for Christian + Winona. Have you seen the cover of Vanity Fair? She’s still gorgeous.
- That’s not the only field he likes to play.
- I’m sure there’s more hair where the sun don’t shine.
- Speaking of bush… Heh.
- OK, I’m skipping right down to a fave of mine. Hilary. God, is she cute. Good move going back to blonde, darling. I was waiting for that. The brunette thing just wasn’t working. She looks amazing now, and she’s still a class act.

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