Hey kids, I just had to tell you about one of the newest Celebrity gossip blogs out there. Yeah, yeah, I know another fricking celebrity blog? Just what we need, right? Well, lemme tell you, this one is refreshing and unique!

There are definitely too many damn gossip blogs out there. I started the Smack in the ‘olden days’ in 2004 when there weren’t many of them around. Now the web is completely inundated with them. The ones that really get me are the ones that copy and paste nearly all their stories from other gossip blogs. Gee, how unique! What personality! Right? My pet peeve. Anyhow, you will love this one.

Introducing The Meat Scale! Where celebrities are rated on a scale of different meats, from the entrails to prime cuts.

For example, Britney Spears was rated as ‘Hamburger’ today, based on this photo:

I think Mrs. J was being generous! That might just qualify as offal! Check out The Meat Scale. I have an inkling this site will catch on like wildfire.