Debra Opri gets none of David Hasselhoff’s money (BS)
Bette Midler chops down hundreds of trees in Hawaii (GS)
Kim Kardashian has a fat ass that’s why she covers it or poses with a leg up (GH)
M.I.A. Kala (PB)
Interview with Jenna Jameson (Y!)
Britney SPears is still in LA driving her kids around aimlessly (TB)
Christina Ricci does ‘C’ (RC)
Zeta Graff and Paris Hilton settle the catfight in court (CWS)
More totally adorable pics of baby Suri Cruise (CDL)
Andrew McCarthy 20 years later.. (GG)
Richard Greico used to be hot…eww (DL)
A Ferris Bueller’s Day Off sequel? (EBG)
Pete Doherty loses it (ABH)
Kristen Bell is a busy girl (FNC)
Jackson Blue’s Celebrity Dirt (JBCD)
Hayden Panettiere’s awesome birthday cake (ND)
Paris Hilton has a tan bod, pale face (HBW)
Air guitar champions (CR)
Britney Spears new song sucks like the rest of them (HC)
Check out these whacky homes! (Amazinix)
The easiest way to earn cash (UGIF)
When Trolls smile (IBBB)
Which actress is playing Bob Dylan? (POTP)
This moron actually came forward to support Michael Vick (ASL)
Photoshop in a can (GOTA)
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- Hang on a sec. Debra Opri is slimy and greedy, but let’s get one thing straight. Sharks are not bottom-feeders. I’m an ass-man, but that doesn’t make me a bottom-feeder. So that would make her more like a parasite or a leech. Can we agree on that, Bumper?
- Fuck Bette Midler for that one. No excuses, bitch, just own it.
- I hope Suri can have a great life in the midst of all the BS that swirls around her.
- Hey, listen, we all get old. Andrew McCarthy, Richard Greico(Criss Angel, is that you?). Partying does take a toll. BTW, there was link in there about Zoe Kravitz, and she is one HOT little mama at 19. Heads up, guys. You’re welcome.
- Ben Stein milked the goddamn shit out of his monotone teacher character, didn’t he. He got more mileage off that than Brandon Davis in a grease-car.
- Pete can’t lose what he doesn’t have in the first place.
- Nice cake, Hayden. Can I get a piece?
- The kitty treehouse is the best.
- Dogfighting is no more a sport than drive-by shootings, but I bet you would make a case for that, too, asshole.
- Too bad Britney can’t spray that shit directly on herself.
They can change almost everything on photos, right? Why then, don’t they make the feet of paris much, much smaller. And make those scary, hairy macaroni toes dissapear?