- Hang on a sec. Debra Opri is slimy and greedy, but let’s get one thing straight. Sharks are not bottom-feeders. I’m an ass-man, but that doesn’t make me a bottom-feeder. So that would make her more like a parasite or a leech. Can we agree on that, Bumper?
- Fuck Bette Midler for that one. No excuses, bitch, just own it.
- I hope Suri can have a great life in the midst of all the BS that swirls around her.
- Hey, listen, we all get old. Andrew McCarthy, Richard Greico(Criss Angel, is that you?). Partying does take a toll. BTW, there was link in there about Zoe Kravitz, and she is one HOT little mama at 19. Heads up, guys. You’re welcome.
- Ben Stein milked the goddamn shit out of his monotone teacher character, didn’t he. He got more mileage off that than Brandon Davis in a grease-car.
- Pete can’t lose what he doesn’t have in the first place.
- Nice cake, Hayden. Can I get a piece?
- The kitty treehouse is the best.
- Dogfighting is no more a sport than drive-by shootings, but I bet you would make a case for that, too, asshole.
- Too bad Britney can’t spray that shit directly on herself.