Little Ali Lohan, only 13 years old, is taking after her big sister Lindsay by getting into some trouble of her own.
Ali snuck out of the family house after 7pm last Friday to meet up with a 16 yr-old boy who has his drivers permit.
Lt. Kevin Smith told In Touch, “We don’t normally comment on traffic accidents unless there is a death or serious injury.”
We do know that two people were slightly injured, and that it happened at 7:20 p.m. on Friday, in Merrick, Long Island.
A source said,
“Ali had snuck out of the house to be with her friend, a 16-year-old boy who has a learner’s permit. He had taken the car without his mother’s permission. Luckily, she was not hurt.”
At least she wasn’t wearing someone else’s jeans that just happened to have cocaine in the pocket.
***Update: TMZ.com is now reporting that the story IS NOT TRUE. Apparently Ali knows the boy, and he was involved in an accident, but that Ali was NOT in the vehicle. She was at home working on a big ol’ baggy of blow.
Ok, I’m kidding about that last part.
Heh.



















Only just out of dipers and already on the way to……..? This girl becomes an exact copy of her looser-sister lindsay. Because SUPER-LOOSER MUM: dinah, will direct her steps!!
Why, the fuck, is it that America hasn’t got real celebs any more. Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Madonna , are just a few who made de difference. Now there are only the fucking REHAB-storries of a lindsay lohan and amy winehead. Is this the new way by getting in the news? Or the other looser’s way by spending fucking money on clothes, cars and all that shit. I mean by a paris h. and friends. Your personal achievement isn’t of real importance lately. It looks to me that Americans are only interested in LOOSERS lately. America just needs people who make history like John Delorean did with the MUSCLE CAR ERA, those people make the FUTURE!!
All I want to know is: where can I pick up one of those sweet Hello Kitty guitars?
That’s frickin awesome.