Paris Efron! (ND)

Watch the Lindsay Lohan sex scene from ‘I Know Who Killed Me’! (DSF)

Watch some guy get beautiful revenge on some dumb whores peeing outside his apartment building! Priceless! (DSF)

Fergie Ferg throws up all over kiddie slide at MN State Fair! (DL)

Dancing with the Stars new cast if anyone cares (GS)

Mia Farrow looks like the grim reaper! (PB)

Jennifer Aniston boinking next guy in line (HC)

ANTM contestants (POTP)

Katherine McPhee InStyle (RC)

Oprah Winfrey throws her weight around (GH)

Katie Holmes is turning into a conceited snot rag (GW)

John Singleton hit and killed a pedestrian (FNC)

Miss Teen South Carolina is one dumb hooker! Ha! (VB)

Janice Dickinson and her puppet gay models (ABH)

DMX likes setting dogs on fire (Y!)

Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard’s grocery store PDA (HBW)

Dita Von Teese in Italy (CWS)

Tons of Teen Choice Awards photos (GG)

Kylie Minogue fashion disaster (TMS)

Britney Spears smokes in her kids face (CDL)

Toni Braxton has breast cancer (AIW)

Diora Baird lingerie photo shoot (JIYH)

Some bitch who looks like Victoria Beckham on a web cam (BS)

Get some extra cash for shopping! (UGIF)

Dude, get a Dell for less! (CC)

So what do you think…is Wentworth Miller gay? (ASL)

Paula Abdul cameltoe (IBBB)

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