It seems Lindsay Lohan is having no problem getting some in rehab.  And no, I’m not talking about coke although she’s probably getting some of that too.

Lindsay was reportedly caught getting frisky with another patient in a bathroom stall of the rehabilitation center.  What a classy broad.

A source told News of the World,

“Staff were alerted to the bathroom because there were strange noises coming from inside and two voices could be heard. When they opened the door, Lindsay was in a compromising position with the guy — who’s also at Cirque for drug rehab.

He was a good looking bloke — tall, with brown hair and quite muscular… just what Lindsay likes. Rumors spread like wildfire across the place that they’d been having sex. When staff found them they were all flustered and Lindsay’s hair was all over the shop.

They looked like two naughty children who had been caught kissing behind the bike sheds.”

The source thinks that Lindsay is retaliating against authorities in the rehab center for putting her on toilet cleaning duty. Me thinks shes just a whore.

“She was livid that she was given the miserable task of cleaning the bogs so the theory was she’d do something REALLY dirty in there. Lindsay has been throwing tantrums like a little kid, telling everyone that she misses partying. It’s a lost cause as it’s clear that she can’t wait to get back to her normal, partying lifestyle.”

Is this a surprise? Hell no! Sex is like drugs, it can give you a high, and Lindsay constantly needs some sort of rush. We all know how Lindsay likes to boink just like she loves her blow. I wouldn’t be shocked if she was doing a ton of drugs in rehab either. Linds hasn’t learned a thing from her arrests or from rehab. She’s the same old Lindsay. When will this girl ever hit rock bottom?